The Ocean Burns
1h 8m
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Dispatches from Seattle
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How many kaiju do you think came through that rift? We contemplate a world on fire. Jason reminisces about the car he bought from a pirate, Ethan lectures from the Bible, and we check if some of our favorite places survived the pandemic. Plus: local chud celebrity Jason Rantz has bad takes. We start beef with our all-new segment, Rants on Rantz! We aren’t vegetarians but we ain’t fucking scared of him!
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