Lying to Apes
59m
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Dispatches from Seattle
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Look to find us where there’s conspiratorial nonsense to give too much airtime! Truly, these are our Elysian fields. Jason struggles to come to terms with life after Cats, Ethan mourns the loss of fifty thousand of our brave fighting boys in Maine, and we take a hard stance on democratizing the Olympics. Release the butthole cut!
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