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Uncancel Me, Jesus

1h 21m · Dispatches from Seattle · 03 Mar 01:00

Jason watched CPAC so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome! Turns out, the nazicons are up in arms about the alleged phenomenon of cancellation culture. Ethan gets canceled, Jason gets canceled, and even though he isn’t on this episode, Dev’s probably canceled by association. But it’s cool because CPAC is here to save us! Plus: actually, this entire episode is about CPAC. Jason suffered, and now, so must you!

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