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The Guano Episode

56m · Dispatches from Seattle · 09 Feb 20:00

America’s favorite blood sport culminated this past weekend. We barely talk about it because screw football! Instead, Ethan has dinosaurs on the brain, Jason discusses the finer points of pirate honor, and we fantasize about what kind of posthuman monstrosities we would be. Plus: do people eat guano?  

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