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The Historian's Lament

40m · Dispatches from Seattle · 17 Nov 22:00

In another bleak episode, Thanksgiving is as canceled as Genghis Khan. This week, the boys remember they run a coronavirus themed podcast. Ethan fawns for Daddy Inslee, Jason despairs of humanity, and we all have a real good time. Plus: feelings on Seattle pizza! Wear a mask, stay home, stay safe!

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