Fifty Shades of Doctor Doolittle

I Saw the TV Glow is the Best Movie of 2024 So Far!!!

Episode Highlights:

I Saw the TV Glow

In this episode, we discuss "I Saw the TV Glow," a captivating film about two teenagers who bond over their love for a supernatural TV show that is mysteriously canceled. This film has made a significant impression on us, earning the title of the best movie of 2024 so far!

IF

We also review "IF," a poignant tale of a young girl who, after a traumatic experience, begins to see everyone's imaginary friends who have been abandoned as their real-life friends grew up. This movie explores themes of loss, imagination, and the innocence of childhood.

Back to Black

Next, we delve into "Back to Black," a biographical drama that chronicles the life and music of Amy Winehouse. This film takes us on a journey through her adolescence, adulthood, and the creation of her best-selling albums, offering a deep and moving insight into the life of the iconic artist.

The Strangers: Chapter One

We review "The Strangers: Chapter One," a suspenseful thriller that marks the beginning of a new chapter in horror cinema. Tune in as we break down the terrifying elements and what sets this film apart in the genre.

Undisputed Classic: Wait Until Dark

Our Undisputed Classic for this week is "Wait Until Dark." This tense and gripping film features a recently blinded woman who is terrorized by a trio of thugs searching for a heroin-stuffed doll they believe is hidden in her apartment. We discuss the film's lasting impact and why it remains a classic.

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We Love Planet of the Apes

Welcome back to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast! This week, we're diving deep into the Planet of the Apes franchise, reviewing every single movie from this iconic series. Join us as we explore the sociological themes, cinematic achievements, and unforgettable moments that have defined the Apes saga.

Planet of the Apes (1968)

This sci-fi classic introduces us to a futuristic planet where apes rule and humans are enslaved. With complex sociological themes, the movie showcases a society of highly intellectual apes with their own class system and political structure, leaving the stranded astronauts in a struggle for survival and understanding.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

The second installment of the series follows another astronaut who discovers a world of intelligent apes and an underground cult of mutated humans, survivors of a nuclear blast. This sequel expands on the original's themes with a darker, more intense narrative.

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

Three apes escape their doomed world and travel back in time to present-day America. Initially treated as research subjects, their intelligence and speech capabilities eventually lead to a dramatic struggle for freedom.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

In this third sequel, the apes lead a revolt against their human oppressors in the year 1990, creating a time loop that ties back to the first film. The movie combines social satire with science fiction suspense, highlighting the apes' fight for liberation.

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

The final chapter of the original series sees the ape tribe facing threats from human atomic bomb mutations. Told primarily in flashbacks, this film closes the saga with a narrative set in the year 2670.

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Tim Burton's reimagining of the classic features astronaut Leo Davidson, who finds himself on a planet ruled by apes. With new allies and enemies, he leads a rebellion to restore peace between humans and apes.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

This reboot stars James Franco as scientist Will Rodman, who inadvertently creates a super-intelligent chimp named Caesar. The film explores the consequences of genetic experimentation and the rise of ape intelligence.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Set ten years after a devastating simian flu, this film follows Caesar as he leads a thriving ape colony while trying to coexist with human survivors. The movie delves into themes of leadership, trust, and survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

Caesar faces a brutal conflict with a human army led by a ruthless colonel, played by Woody Harrelson. The film explores Caesar's inner turmoil and the epic battle that will decide the fate of both species.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

Many years after Caesar's reign, a young ape embarks on a journey that challenges his beliefs about the past and shapes the future of both apes and humans.

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1994 James Spader Dream Lover

Dream Lover (1994)
Directed by Nicholas Kazan
Written by Nicholas Kazan
Starring James Spader, Madchen Amick, Larry Miller

"Not long after they cross paths at an art gallery, Ray Reardon (James Spader), an architect, and hypnotically sensual Lena (Madchen Amick) are married with children. Only then does Ray catch his wife in escalating lies, which lead him to find out that Lena's past is invented and that she has been manipulating him ever since their first "chance" meeting. In the ensuing turmoil, Lena ends up with Ray's money, and he winds up in an institution -- from which he plots his return and revenge."

We Love Jake Lloyd

In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a captivating array of films that promise to enthrall audiences with their unique stories and stellar performances.

Featured Films:

1. "Jeanne Du Barry" (2024)

• Directed by: Maiwenn
• Written by: Maiwenn
• Starring: Maiwenn, Johnny Depp
• Synopsis: Step into the captivating world of Jeanne Du Barry as Maiwenn takes the helm in this mesmerizing tale.

2. "Femme" (2024)

• Directed by: Sam H. Freeman, Ng Choon Ping
• Written by: Sam H. Freeman, Ng Choon Ping
• Starring: Nathan Stewart Jarrett, George McKay
• Synopsis: Brace yourselves for an unforgettable journey as Nathan Stewart Jarrett and George McKay deliver riveting performances in this powerful narrative crafted by Sam H. Freeman and Ng Choon Ping.

3. "The Idea of You" (2024)

• Directed by: Michael Showalter
• Written by: Michael Showalter, Jennifer Westfeldt
• Starring: Anne Hathaway, Nicholas Galitzene
• Synopsis: Michael Showalter and Jennifer Westfeldt team up to bring to life a touching story featuring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzene.

4. "The Fall Guy" (2024)

• Directed by: David Leitch
• Written by: Drew Pearce
• Starring: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Winston Duke, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Hannah Waddingham
• Synopsis: Get ready for edge-of-your-seat action with Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Winston Duke, Aaron Taylor Johnson, and Hannah Waddingham in this adrenaline-pumping thriller penned by Drew Pearce.

5. "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace"

• Directed by: George Lucas
• Written by: George Lucas
• Starring: Jake Lloyd, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Ahmed Best, Ian McDiarmid
• Synopsis: Embark on an epic journey to a galaxy far, far away as George Lucas brings to life the beginning of the iconic Star Wars saga.

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1994 - Threesome

Threesome (1994)
Directed by Andrew Fleming
Written by Andrew Fleming
Starring Josh Charles, Lara Flynn Boyle, Stephen Baldwin
Release Date August 8th, 1994

At a sizable public college, high-minded student Eddy (Josh Charles) is forced to room with the slovenly Stuart (Stephen Baldwin), but the pair strike up a surprising friendship. When attractive co-ed Alex (Lara Flynn Boyle) is assigned to live with the two male students because of her gender-neutral name, a roundabout love triangle ensues. Eddy secretly yearns for Stuart, who wants Alex, but she prefers Eddy. The complex situation leads to sexual experimentation and strained relationships.