Adults Shit Their Pants
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Comedian Carl Giannetto
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It is my firm belief that if you haven't shit your pants and had to deal with it surrounded by strangers in public then you should not technically be allowed to call yourself an adult. For real, if you haven't had to handle this very serious, tense and life altering situation then you're not ready to be a parent, live on your
own, nor should you be allowed to vote.
You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto
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