Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life - DVD podBLAST
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Super-sexy Angelina Jolie is all T's & A in this franchise deuce, though you would never know it. It's like the movie was cut with gay men and jealous girlfriends in mind.
So with no gratuitous shots of Mrs. Pitt, what are you left with? Pandora's "box"? Yeah, we know... sounds promising, but it turns out to be lame.
But: The dude with all the pecs and abs from 300 is in it.
Finally. A film for the Gay Male Gamer.
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