Ep. 126 50 Shades Freed aka We too are freed from this series forever
1h 33m
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Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast
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Well...that series was a trip. This week we finish off the 50 Shades of Grey series with the third movie, “50 Shades Freed.” I bet you can already guess how many Dorito’s we give it. Join us as we discuss how Ana has a secret passion of being a barber, the piano is back but it’s not post-coital, and how Ana continues to be surprised rich boi Christain owns extravagant things. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll sign out of each episode by saying, “laters baby.”
Stats/info: 2018, directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford, Bella Heathcote, Rita Ora, Luke Grimes, Victor Rasuk, Kim Basinger, and Marcia Gay Harden
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