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Three Wise Men Episode Two: The Sock Vagina Substitute

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Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Spud Murphy & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they field questions on topics all and sundry!
In tonight's show, Dave reveals his unfamiliarity with sock masturbation techniques, Spud explains the perils of bus-based boners, and Dr. Corvero describes why you should wet yourself in an avalanche...amongst much, much more!

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