Deliver The Profile
by Deliver The ProfileA weekly Criminal Minds Podcast - Hosted by Ronnie & Jazz
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Episodes
Deliver The Profile Episode 291: Cradle 2 Tha Grave
1h 11m · PublishedIn "Cradle to Grave", some guy is forcing women to bear his child in a sexual dungeon. Just as important is Hotch training Morgan to take his job now that he's too Reaper-spooked to do it effectively. Season 5, y'all.
Deliver The Profile Episode 290: More Like The Food Replicator
1h 25m · PublishedIn "The Replicator", the Replicator finally stands revealed. Is it disappointing? You better BELIEVE IT.
Deliver The Profile Episode 289: Hermanos
1h 21m · PublishedThis week Hotch has to bail his shitbag brother out of trouble as he's involved in some tainted wine scandal. Look, the only reason we're doing "Brothers Hotchner" is it leads directly into the Season 8 finale that botches the Replicator overarching storyline. Get ready for a lot of eye bleeding.
Deliver The Profile Episode 288: Nursing A Grudge
1h 14m · PublishedThe Replicator "saga" kicks into high gear with "Carbon Copy", a case about a guy killing nurses and removing their eyelids...replicating the very signature of the blood painting guy from last episode. Zugs get zwanged, Scott Grimes shows up and Criminal Minds proves that the wrongly accused are just criminals that haven't committed crimes yet. All that and more in an all-new DELIVER THE PROFILE!
Deliver The Profile Episode 287: #notalljanitors
1h 27m · PublishedLeap into Season 8 with "Magnum Opus", an episode about Reid grieving his fake phone girlfriend getting real murdered by Dawn from Buffy the best way he knows how: by solving a serial case that may or may not involve a vampire. All the team knows is somebody in San Francisco is killing people, draining their blood and cutting off their eyelids. Will Reid & Morgan Meet Dracula or is it something dumber? Listen to find out.
Deliver The Profile Episode 286: Odo!
1h 40m · PublishedTo Season 7 we go with "Self-Fulfilling Prophecy", which is about a mass suicide at a military academy run by the guy who played Odo on Star Trek. There's some bullying involved, but surprisingly no child molestation, so credit to Criminal Minds. This one is loose so buckle in!
Deliver The Profile: Kino Korner: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
57m · PublishedBustin' makes me feel vaguely depressed! Ronnie and Jazz suffer through the fifth Ghostbusters movie, which has like five jokes in it. Why is there a talking ghost girl, and why are the ramifications of that swept aside in favor of an undercooked lesbian coming of age subplot? Does Bill Murray actively want to die every moment he's on screen? Why did EVERYONE relocate to New York City? It's a stupid movie for stupid people. Enjoy listening to the boys try to tear it apart without falling asleep.
Deliver The Profile Episode 285: Courtney
1h 33m · PublishedSeason 14 is over...for now. "Sick and Evil" is about haunted houses, a woman heavily invested in her Maine town's "lore" (don't CALL IT THAT), and Rossi still smarts from getting his ass kicked by the Chameleon. More slop from the CBS trough that your inteprid hosts have to pore through for the sake of comedy. What a world.
Deliver The Profile Episode 284: Lookbook
1h 21m · PublishedIn "Ashley", misbegotten main character Ashley Seaver does NOT return. Instead it's some missing child Season 14 bullshit. Ah, c'est la vie.
Deliver The Profile Episode 283: The Twenty Seven Club
1h 20m · PublishedSeason 14 rolls on with "Twenty Seven", an episode about machete murders in DC that occur every 27 minutes. Is it stupid or is someone trying to make a dumbass point? Both! Meanwhile, Prentiss gets the least charismatic love interest ever. Good thing we cover these out of order so we already know this romance ultimately goes nowhere. MENDOZA!!!!! (That's his name, not just a Simpsons reference.)
Deliver The Profile has 329 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 507:17:31. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 21st 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 14th, 2024 01:11.