Deliver The Profile
by Deliver The ProfileA weekly Criminal Minds Podcast - Hosted by Ronnie & Jazz
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Episodes
Deliver The Profile Episode 285: Courtney
1h 33m · PublishedSeason 14 is over...for now. "Sick and Evil" is about haunted houses, a woman heavily invested in her Maine town's "lore" (don't CALL IT THAT), and Rossi still smarts from getting his ass kicked by the Chameleon. More slop from the CBS trough that your inteprid hosts have to pore through for the sake of comedy. What a world.
Deliver The Profile Episode 284: Lookbook
1h 21m · PublishedIn "Ashley", misbegotten main character Ashley Seaver does NOT return. Instead it's some missing child Season 14 bullshit. Ah, c'est la vie.
Deliver The Profile Episode 283: The Twenty Seven Club
1h 20m · PublishedSeason 14 rolls on with "Twenty Seven", an episode about machete murders in DC that occur every 27 minutes. Is it stupid or is someone trying to make a dumbass point? Both! Meanwhile, Prentiss gets the least charismatic love interest ever. Good thing we cover these out of order so we already know this romance ultimately goes nowhere. MENDOZA!!!!! (That's his name, not just a Simpsons reference.)
Deliver The Profile: Kino Korner: Madame Web
1h 56m · PublishedIt's time to stare at the sun, by which we mean return to watching Sony's Spider-Man without Spider-Man movies.
Deliver The Profile Episode 282: Another Evil Kid
1h 25m · PublishedI guess the episode title spoils the twist. Oops. Otherwise it's a pretty typical Criminal Minds episode, which is to say it's not good. And there's a Garcia subplot. Why even live anymore.
Deliver The Profile Episode 281: The Seed of Simmons
1h 12m · PublishedSeason 14 slog continues on with "Rule 34", which, yes, we get it. It's terrible but we get it. Somebody is sending body parts in the mail to random women and if you guessed a predatory homosexual was behind it, congratulations. Also, one of Simmons' 17 kids gets in trouble at school and who could possibly care. It's another week in the mines for your boys at Deliver The Profile.
Deliver The Profile Episode 280: Mummy Mommy
1h 28m · PublishedIn Season 14's "Starter Home" a young couple finds mummified bodies in their walls. This looks like a job for the BAU! Joe Mantegna and the gang unwrap a tedious tale of teen rebellion, arrested development, undelivered mail and more. Also, Joe Mantegna sees if his ex-wife's daughter's new boyfriend is a serial killer or not. You'll be pleasantly surprised to find out which it is.
Deliver The Profile Episode 279: Nebraska
1h 25m · PublishedIn "Safe Haven", apparently you can drop off anybody under 18 at a hospital in Nebraska and they just have to deal with it. That plus Morgan has to deal with a nine year old who scammed her way across America. Criminal Minds was running on fumes even by Season 6, folks.
Deliver The Profile Episode 278: With Apologies to Leonard Cohen
1h 19m · Published"The Longest Night" finishes off Tim Curry and starts off Season 6. Morgan gets angry! JJ becomes a hostage negotiator! More closeups of dirty teeth! It's a scene, man.
Deliver The Profile Episode 277: Crackspiration
1h 18m · PublishedThe boys are back in 2024, ready to discuss Criminal Minds again. This time it's "Our Darkest Hour", aka the one about Tim Curry driving around in an RV and smoking crack. Will The Prince of Darkness, as he's called, beguile our heroes or will he just kill some nobodies while Leonard Cohen songs play? As always, listen to the pod to find out.
Deliver The Profile has 332 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 511:17:49. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 21st 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on June 2nd, 2024 14:11.