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DVD podBLAST | Season 2 Archive
by Adudathuda StudiosFrom Adudathuda Studios comes the Season Two archive of DVD podBLAST alternative DVD commentary. Download the BLASTs, easily sync them up with the DVD (or just listen straight up) then kick back and enjoy the movie as no one ever has. Season 1 Archive and current Season 3 are available at www.dvdpodblast.com.
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Episodes
The Bonfire of the Vanities - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedThe title, The Bonfire of the Vanities, refers to an event in 1497 whereby a puritanical leader in Italy sent his Troops of Morality house to house, requesting that folks give up their "vanities" - paintings, cosmetics, "pagan" books - and throw them onto the 15-story bonfire.
Nice.
As the undisputed modern day equivalent of the Troops of Morality, DVD podBLAST will soon be going door to door, nicely asking people to give up their DVD copies of The Bonfire of the Vanities so we may throw them atop the ritual pyre, apty named, "The Bonfire of The Bonfire of the Vanities."
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Jaws The Revenge - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedThe earliest known sharks date back to about 400 million years ago. Dinosaurs appeared around 200 million years ago and were gone in the blink of an eye (geologically speaking) because they sucked.
Sharks, on the other hand, rule, and are still around. Hungrier and more pissed off than ever, they have evolved to hold grudges and survive on a steady diet of kids. Their black hearts pump nitro glycerin and they can smell grandma stank from halfway around the globe.
(This is shit you don't get from Shark Week, people.)
The only known humans that can survive a shark attack are Michael Caine and Mario Van Peebles, but Mario has to be affecting a bad Jamaican accent, and Caine has to be pulling that bullshit accent that he has.
So, in conclusion--
Sharks: Sweet
Dinosaurs: Lame
DVD podBLAST: Awesome
RiffTrax: Douchebags
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Batman Forever - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedOne would think that for DM's and PBW's birthday, they might give themselves a break. Watch a good movie. Take a week off.
Nope.
Yet ANOTHER BLASTed Batman movie. It's like another Star Wars franchise.
WOW.
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Artificial Intelligence: A.I. - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedIt should be good. Spielberg calling the shots; Stanley Kubrick smiling from beyond; Jude Law, William Hurt, and Haley J. all bringin' it.
Problems:
It is 7 hours and 19 minutes long.
SexBots are not real.
It contains no less than two endings, arguably more.
The fabled Blue Fairy is hotter than the mom (Frances O'Connor). (Debatable)
Chris RockBot; Robin "Dr. Know" Williams.
Matt and D do not own a condo in Rouge City.
Pros:
Special Effects can not be denied.
Teddy.
Officially BLASTed.
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The Marine - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedFans of explosions and hard nipples rejoice: Your film has arrived.
Fans of WWE and John Cena who also have no brain (or a non-functioning brain): Enjoy the film. We know you will.
Fans of rock candy: Prepare to take up arms.
Fans of entertainment;
fans of not being insulted;
fans of not wasting hard earned money on crap;
fans of "UNRATED" meaning, "You can jack it to this movie";
fans of shit that doesn't suck shit:
This BLAST is for you.
(Quick clarification: There is nothing inherently wrong with explosions or hard nipples. We just feel that a movie should not be based around them. Well, not entirely. Well, depends on the movie.)
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Lost in Space - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedIf this movie hadn't been so boring, it could have made Matt LeBlanc a movie star.
Yeah, he starred in a movie about a monkey that's also a baseball player, and yeah, he let his agent talk him into "Joey". But seriously, he was pretty good in Lost in Space.
And oh my God, Lacey Chabert is... uh... 16 in this movie. No more to say.
Who can we blame? How about Akiva Goldsman, the writer, who also wrote Batman & Robin (BLASTed) and Batman Forever (coming soon)? OK, Done.
Makes one think that a DVD podBLAST Hall of Shame may need to get rolling.
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Tequila Body Shots - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedHappy Cinco de Mayo!
Join the BLASTers and special guest Senta Moses on a journey through the depths of the human soul as they explore the meaning and significance of Tequila Body Shots.
Few knew that what has long been considered just a super hot way to get tequila into your belly is actually an ancient Mexican tradition designed to get really cute guys laid. It's also closely related to necrophilia. (Look that one up, kids.)
Joey Lawrence brings it home in his own, very particular style.
Supergirl - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedWhat is the best thing about Supergirl? It's our 50th BLAST, that's what!
So instead of writing about some crappy movie that should probably be called Suckergirl or Superdouche, let's instead focus on the positive.
DVD podBLAST. 50th. Wow. That is a lot of stank. In fact, if you could make a pile of all the stank that these 50 movies have unleashed on the world, you would have... well, a lot. Like, "Call Al Gore" a lot.
And you know what? Supergirl would be the cherry on top.
The stinking, putrid cherry.
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Driven - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedWhat, really, can you expect from the director who brought you Cutthroat Island? (OT: I hear there's an AWESOME alternate commentary for that movie!! Check it out!!! dvdpodblast.com)
There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies in this movie, you'd have to be a blind New Yorker to crash your car into a story. Or Villain. Or Engaging Character.
Here's a fun side game: bet your friends who can determine the exact moment in the movie when the special effects budget ran out.
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Dungeons & Dragons - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedJust very simply - this may be the worst adaptation of anything, ever.
If you are a player of D&D, if you've ever played D&D, if you've heard of D&D, or if you've ever walked past a gaming store in the mall, this movie should offend you to the core.
Most offensive is Marlon Wayans... or Thora Birch... or the blatant Star Wars rip-offs... or the fact that Thora Birch was nominated for two awards that aren't designed to make fun of her.
Unless you are a level 5 wizard, do NOT watch this movie without the BLAST, which will give you +50 endurance.
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DVD podBLAST | Season 2 Archive has 33 episodes in total of explicit content. Total playtime is 0:00. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 21st 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on April 5th, 2024 02:19.
