Fake Ritual

Join Lucas Sloppy on the beaches of Los Angeles County as he talks with returning guest Emily Burnett about one of the most iconic tv dramas of the 1990s: Baywatch. Together they sift through the sands of three occult-laden episodes, discovering reincarnated dogs, astrological phenomena & a ghost whose tongue-talents are out of this world. Jump on in, the water's Fake!

"I Lost My Marmalade!" | Join Lucas Sloppy as he sits down with journalist and podcaster Amanda Waltz (Ghoul on Ghoul) to talk southern gothic fiction as well as famed (and possibly-psychic) author V.C. Andrews. How frightening are mirrors? Are talking bears missing from classic cinema? And exactly what Flowers were in the Attic? Answer these questions and more in a Ghoulishly gothic episode you won't want to miss!

In this blood-drenched minisode, Lucas Sloppy sits down with artist, musician and returning guest Johnny Arlett to talk this year's highly anticipated reboot of the Mortal Kombat film-series. Join two of Earth's nerdiest warriors as they discuss the good, the bad and the hangry in an episode that's out of this realm. GET OVER HERE (and have a listen)!

Join Lucas Sloppy as he sits down with returning guest Shannon Rose to talk Disney's failed fantasy flick, The Black Cauldron. Laughs abound in a conversation boiling-over with oracular swine, sock-clad villains and a very horny witch. Crunchings and munchings await!

"You Have a Skull" | Lucas Sloppy is joined by hip hop artist, hedge witch and co-founder of Arts and Crafts: Botanica and Occult Shop, Dr. Amber Epps. Together they discuss recent esoteric trends, pop portrayals of witchcraft and whether or not Bigfoot has a hygiene problem. Come on in! Fake Ritual is open for business.

In this not-so-minisode, Lucas Sloppy reunites with vintage curator Toddy Tondera and tries his hand at one of R. L. Stine's Give Yourself Goosebumps game books. Together, Lucas and Toddy spend a Night In Werewolf Woods, avoiding bullies, bat-cyclones & frozen lycanthropes along the way. Surprises abound in this page-turning episode you won't want to miss. Faker Beware: YOU choose the Scare!

"These Kids Were Chumps" | Lucas Sloppy chats with jeweler Maggie Cirillo (Chronic Chain) about the dubious distraction known as reality TV. Gossip abounds in an episode brimming with 90 day fiancés, ghost-filled children and iron-willed yinzers. Set your DVR before you miss something!

Lucas Sloppy sits down with returning guest Christina Conway to talk Nickelodeon's first telenovela, House of Anubis. They uncover a few ancient Egyptian artifacts, both real and fake, as well as explore the lore lurking behind the overabundance of teenage love triangles. Join us to help unravel the secrets of Anubis House!

"Heaven's a Hamburger" | Lucas Sloppy sits down with his good friend Emily Burnett to talk Nicktoons and the occult messages hidden within shows like Doug, Rugrats and Hey Arnold!. Are neematoads real? Is Mirrorland a safe place to visit? Can polka remain relevant? Join us as we ponder these questions and more!

Lucas Sloppy sits down with former guest Albert C. Hall to talk 2017's folk-horror disaster-piece, Hagazussa: A Heathen's Curse. What makes a witch? Why are bogs so dangerous? And is cooking soup a criminal offense? Find out for yourselves!