Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean

Hey Dude,Welcome to Heads Up with Jeff and Sean, the world’s leading seahorse fan cast. Giddy up as we start this episode “ball out” talking about early 2000s dating shows and stables. Take a knee as Jeff attempts to pander to Sean, which Sean obviously rejects immediately. Instead, Sean chooses to wade through the honest agony that is Kyle’s Click. Marvel at the pair’s inability to thoughtfully look back and reflect on a year of podcasting. Using such advanced tools as the internet, the guys move the conversation to the various catch phrases of Full House and ponder what their lives could have been like if they were friends with Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler) in real life. Then, listen as our duo knowingly eat PEZ from 2011, work through loading PEZ dispensers, and figure out the proper way to eat PEZ. We also discuss the best way PEZ can start marketing to adults. This episode packs a bigger bang than C4 tucked under your ding dong. So be ready for some controversial stances and please... have mercy!Talking pointsFlavor of Love, yeah boi!, nicknames, Hoops, New York, water dog, seahorse fan cast, stable interviews, can you own a horse?, can you own glue?, 0% APR from God, Wikipedia hole, O say can you knee, customer service kills per year, no hands ball, cut it out, how rude, have mercy! Andrea Barber, did I do that?, pandermodium, Full House, Hey Dude, CBS, dipping out, 9/11, explosive briefs, speed limits, heaven, public figures, old pez

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Hey! This episode is built like a shit brick house and we’re dropping it with the same force and intensity that flattened the Earth. We use every part of Kyle’s social media as Jeff plays social media psychiatrist. We’re popping off about Walter Disney’s The Sword in the Stone. This film plunges into the depths of what to do if you ever become an actual fish, explores the dangers of sexual assault in trees, and flies straight into a wizard battle. It’ll make you sick. Was Twix marketing a subversive plot to divide the western world or just extremely poor timing? Instead of forcing us to choose sides, they could have just highlighted how good they are for your teeth. We also promote the latest eggcellent diet trend with Sean’s Stone Age Ancestor diet. So start the episode now and learn all you can before your goose is cooked. Talking pointsHey!, out dated sheriffs, slam poetry, barking at the rain, evolution, flattened earthers, the invention of trash, shit houses, the year of heroin, social media psychiatrist, branches and hose, modified vape pens, Sean: the cursing boy, Biff-off, breakfast spread, laying with chickens, Sean’s diet craze, popping off, cooked geese

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Episode Description:In this episode, we have our very first non-Bret special guest. The often hinted at, the occasionally mentioned, and the one time contended number one fan of Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean. It's Hollee! Sean may be Jeff's better half in podcasting, but Hollee is Jeff's better half in life. They share an apartment, they share a dog, and now they share a microphone. Our spirits soar higher than Jeff's childhood kite in his parent's front yard as we avoid our personal grievances and come up with Whole Foods’ next big thing. We discover the true story behind N.W.A.'s biggest hit. We also find that people "around the world" have forgotten about yo-yos. We need to "rock the baby" on this one! The yo-yo's reputation is barely hanging on. We need to bring it back before it falls "off-string." Stop "sleeping" on them. Get back on the yo-yo train before this trend comes "looping" back into fashion. "Walk the dog" to your nearest hobby shop and pick one up... or just wait for Jeff's yo-yo iPhone app... TM. Hoods are on people’s heads and minds as we discuss the story of a seasoned (and toned) wizard who brings a young man into the fold to teach him the tricks and pitfalls of being an American wizard in the heart of Florida in the movie Magic Mike. Then join us in the C-Zone as we discuss Sour Patch Kids. A candy that is much like Sean, sour then sweet. We find the best way to eat these is to leave them out overnight and let the spiders get a taste. Hear Jeff, the man of a thousand voices, as he transforms into Disney's most iconic character. Our collective sugar highs, however, can't keep us away from discussing the future of Magic Michael and Matthew McConaughey's bongos. So buckle up in your well preserved truck, find someone dressed to be bothered, and enjoy the show. Talking points:Personal grievances, kite flyers with attitude, the complete thought, fuzzy Whole Foods, from the hood, pumped up (penis), the way you look tonight, Melissa McConaughey, box o' gay, take it off broadway, doinker watch, clean hands, the wand you were born with, the Hung Hoodie and Sleazy Swallows, the wonderful world of Jeff impressions, C-Zone, stale candy, sour milk

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Wake up from your government issued comas and get ready for Episode 20. Bret is back and he is full of plums and avocados. He might even have a new landlord. We’re talking the third and final movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy -- The Return of the King. In a time before sandwiches, when close friends were really close, where orcs tire of harvesting lava, there are elves waiting to sail off to Heaven's Gate.We also take trips to Japan and Australia in the candy segment as we debate the fastest way to become a robot person. So don't just break off one or two of this episode's segments, bite right into the whole thing. If you do that you'll be sure to win, Kitto Katto!Talking Points:Middle school comas, ban strengthening unions, avocadon't, the reason for sandwiches, hot spaghetti, Elrond Hubbard, playing favorites, fake feminist agenda, "really" close friends, fat doesn't fade, top five essential spells, which king, micro chipping, DJ Fat Hobbit, accents, kitto katsu

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We're coming in hot! Sean shares his favorite way to prepare pasta. Hear as Jeff battles his very own Shelob. Did you know Arachnophobia was a sequel to Charlotte's Web? This week we talk Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. We look at how the movie could have been improved by stealing from other movies. We cover it all -- from the stink of Aragorn, to Legolas lying to try to look cool, to Sam showing his true colors. We also go in depth into the sleepwear of elves. How did we not realize that there is someone in each movie that is tasting blood?! Then we "get the sensation" with some sick ass sick York Peppermint Patties and uncover the danger of ideas. Talking Points:Hit the ground sweating, Schrödinger's pasta, Game of Nerds, Spider Fight, Bumbleized Balrog, Air quoted, "We" are lost, Sam "the Shrew from the Shire" Gamgee, the scent of a man, Frederick's of Rivendell, minting great test results, Red (white and blue) flags.

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We've been in our caves, but we're back, our hair parts are on point, and we've got some life hacks. In the war of science vs nature, will you choose a side? In this episode, we start on The Lord of the Rings series with The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. We cover Gandalf's diva behavior, the ring wraith's poor sense of direction and social skills, and we talk cast for the inevitable reboot. We also find out what kind of wizard Jeff would be based on what he has learned. After, things get a little Nutrageous in the candy section. Talking points:Accomplishments, Life hacks, Dr. Strangeplum or: how I learned to stop foraging and love the lab, sharktagon, splitting hairs, dank middle-earth, hoodlum, Martin, Samwise the Cramper, Penelope, trap doors,

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Like the Mona Lisa of the modern world we are out in the world and our cultural importance is a mystery. We cover the big topics; the secret society of animals, how to really make an entrance, the next billion dollar movie universe(Oh-yeah!), and Patrick Stewart's life as an actor. Witches, wizard what's the difference? We find out that a movie staring unsettling mouse muppets does not have the answers. Then we discover that conspiracy theories riddle the world of circus peanuts. Talking points: The secret life of pets, Dogtorate, smashing entrances, corporate mascot cinematic universe, Patrick the Steward, fully Mr. Beaned, Sean a life on canvas, Bird-Jeff, shaping minds, Circus of conspiracies

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Bust out your fidget spinners, tap into your inner millennial, and get ready for some of our signature banter. Put everything you think you know about bears on ice because you're going to learn some new "facts". Then we continue 2017, The Year of the Wizard, with a look into the Wizard of Oz. We uncover some shady business practices at the Gale farm and then dive into the gang-like border disputes of Oz. Mr. Goodbar's nuts foment chaos in the ranks. Talking Points:Millennial at heart; Muppet mini series; Jeff the Movie Describer; Mammals always win: oceanic edition; Polar bears on the spectrum; HARD water; Teen bites neighbor; Glinda's takeover

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Get your DSL ready as we tackle the big issues like; what kind of internet access do astronauts have? If a tweet is posted on your behalf is it still yours? How much does Jeff know about Kim Kardashian West? We also tackle the final "film" in the Harry Potter series The Deathly Hallows Part 2. Harry Potter assembles a crew Danny Ocean style to break into a bank and they spend less time on it then they spend wandering in the wood in the previous movie. We ponder what an appropriate funeral would be for a house elf and what kind of magic their bones may contain. We also Skor some sweet candy. Talking Points:E.T. Tweet Home; Famously Blackberry; Blame the Old Wand Seller; Tough Guy on the Fly; "Lupin, Quote Thyself"; Hagrid Is Here Too!; Wormtail's Waifu; Cry 'Em Out

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Preheat that oven, prepare your protein and vegetables, and join us as we get cooking with children's books that will give them a real feel for government and try to settle the age old question of what would win in a fight; a murder of tiny horses or a farm of ants. We get into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part: 1. An awkward dinner party, inviting half the wizarding world to your secret safe house for a wedding, and three high school drop outs trying to live out their favorite movie franchise in the woods. Then we snap into some Heath bars. Talking pointsTouch the Abs, Cotton Loafers, Tiny Horse in the Big Ant Farm, Look Who Came to Dinner and Won't Leave, Wall Street Serpents

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