Ask Mr. Biggs

In this episode, repairing granite memorial cracks, and restoring live-edged wooden seats. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, car headliner repair and cleaning unknown substances from children's hair. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing granite statuary and reconstituting vintage glue. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody. Thinks the listener’s pictures are of a baby seal with a goiter.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel. Is living in the Space Age, with the Velcro shoes and all. Can’t eat certain types of Asian cuisine, due to intestinal distress.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks American.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to him. Would like to whip out his yang.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes. Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”. Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn’t think the caller should tip his hand on “that kind of thing.”