Married, Divorced & Dating

Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!

Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!

We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.

But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….

Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us <3

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Patty’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pattyinplaces

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It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.

Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve! 

But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!  

We think we could say Ménage à trois. 

Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!’

Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah’ together in the same studio 😢

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Troy’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/oldmatetroy

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Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! 

We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. 

Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates! 

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Dan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danwebby

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We’re hitting it at both ends this episode! 

First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.

We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!

Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?! 

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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

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Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.

We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.

Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed! 

A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening pleasure! 

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Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in

Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now! 

But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van. 

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Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys. 

Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before?? 

Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge. 

We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now.

If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas. 

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Cam’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cammansel/

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Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink 

We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!

In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a whole lot smoother too!

We also hear the thoughts, feelings, and emotions of our past guests and fans of the show when it comes to everyone's favorite number. Brace yourself for the juiciest revelations!

69 69 69 69 LESSSSGOOO 69 69 69 69 

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Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.

Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman! 

Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.

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Tracey’s instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard 

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Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.

But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.

Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!

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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Kiss The Earth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kisstheearthnz/

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