Married, Divorced & Dating

DTF? Would you rather, someone is honest with you about their intentions on while you’re talking to them on a dating app? Or go the long way around?

 

We are joined by Gemma, a listener who has reached out wanting to share her brave story of escaping a religion she was bought up in feeling like a round peg in a square hole. A real inspiration to see how one can flip a traumatic experience into something beautiful, and share the light at the end of the tunnel to help inspire others.

 

We then start a two-episode training on making head great again! 

After receiving shit head too often, we are going to give some tips and tricks! This week from two vagina owners. Tracey and Rachel give a little bit of insight to rev the vag up

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Vagina Owners! Ever wondered about the shape & feel of your insides?! - Yeah, Rach too  - luckily for us, Carl has the answers! 

 

This week we’re joined by Ok Cupid's head of global communications - Michael Kaye -  he helps people find love all over the world, and with this experience lets us in on some amazing tips and tricks on navigating online dating in 2022! Listen in for the do’s and don’ts for success! 

 

Rachel then opens up about navigating emotions and communication as she’s confused on how to take casual dating to the next step for the first time post divorce!

 

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Lads! Strap in and turn your taringas – and hopefully your ladies – on! Ladies, if you have a significant other, sit down with (or on) them and listen to the incredible relationship and sex advice Jay Reeve is bringing to this episode. 

 

As one half a very successful 10yr+ marriage, Jay shares some words of wisdom, and tells us what he has learnt to keep his relationship and sex life alive, and even better than ever! 

 

Then after another hiatus, Rachel returns with a stellar story from the archives – one that you might remember from the wheel – Lip Lady’s son! The lesson that was learnt; knowing when you are or aren’t ready to be in a relationship. 

 

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Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week…

 

We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street? 

She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on!  You might want to too! 

 

Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn, and heck, grab a drink and play along with us! 

 

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Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again…

Go on, treat yourself.

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Ya booty, butt, tushy or tail. If you're keen on exploring the area, whether it be by yourself, or with a partner, it's good to have some fundamentals down pat, before you get amongst. 

 

Lucky for you, we had an enlightening chat with Sexpert, Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store. 

 

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Is Rachel keeping a secret from us?! Carl is digging and doing his best to get as much information out of her as possible!

He then gives us another look into one of the new tricks he's learnt from being a dad! 

 

We also welcome back Sexpert/Sex Toy Educator / All round great person, Emma from our show partner, Adult Toy Mega Store.

This week she is gearing us up on how to use toys with partners! Listen in for these top tips to spice up your sex life, no matter what your experience.

 

Then, ever wanted to know our answers to Wednesday's social game of Never Have I ever? We have a hoon on the game and bring along some funny stories with us! Who has fondled at a festival? Who had a pregnancy scare?! Come along for a wild journey and play with us! 

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We have a DADDY!! 

Sorry for the absence the past 4 weeks as Carl became a first-time Daddy! 

Naturally, we take a deep dive into how incredible his life has been since the birth, discussing all things newborn and first-time fathering! 

For once it is Carl doing all the gushing and not Rachel’s privates

 

But first, we are joined by our wonderful guest Farhein, She tells us an incredible story, coming out of a toxic marriage, as she navigates a new path to find love, and explore her first one-night stand!  

This chat comes with a TRIGGER WARNING. 

Please be careful listening if you or someone you know is affected by domestic abuse. 

 

If you are in NZ and need help please follow this website below for all the ways to seek help: https://www.justice.govt.nz/family-violence-and-sexual-violence-helplines/

 

If you are listening from elsewhere, contact your local police 

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Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce! 

 

But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode! 

 

We are then joined by the wonderful Jason Parker who brings the vibe and an incredible story of grinder in Wellington! Did he just miss out on the ride of his life?! 

 

Then, for the first time, Rach opens up about her thoughts and emotions while preparing for a divorce. A great eye opener to anyone who may be in the same position, to see how things can get better, and the benefit of writing things down if you're feeling alone! 

 

Carl also gives Rach her first ever cuffing, blindfolding and ball gagging, woowwwweeeeeeeeeee, what a jam-packed session! 

 

P.s Wil see you in a couple of weeks once Carl has settled into fatherhood! How exciting!! 

 

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This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? 

Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man! 

 

Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger. 

 

Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure! 

 

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