No One Wants My Cookies

Oh hey! Remember us? We’re the girls that fell in love and went on an adventure. Well…we have some news.

Hello friends. It’s a sad time for Brooke and Tonya as they had to say goodbye to their best friend, Aldous, aka Superman. On this episode Bronya opens up about the struggles with grief and sadness. Sometimes you need a little help from your friends, and at this time these two need some help and support! Tell us about your dog, or tell us about how you struggled with loss. We can’t wait to hear from you!

Welcome back, friends!! Brooke and Tonya celebrate their official one year anniversary today!! In this episode, they reflect on the last year, from wild adventures and doing too much to settling in a little beach town and taking things slow. They discuss the highs and lows of their relationship and what they want to see in year two! Settle in because it’s a longer episode, and please let us know what you think!!

Let’s face it, we are all getting older and with Brooke’s 40th birthday looming around the corner and Tonya suffering from PF Bronya has never felt older. Listen in as they chat about how to stay mentally stable through the holidays. Tonya takes us through the journey of orthopedic shoes and it’s all laughs. Whether it’s weight loss or plantar fasciitis these girls are full of wisdom.

Just when you thought you met all of Tonya and Brooke's friends, someone amazing and hilarious like Kristi (aka Ram Jam) pops up. There's nothing like listening to women of a 'certain age' reminisce about their prime party days. From learning how to spice up a vacation with a round of bar roulette to impromptu trips to Arizona, Kristi and Brooke have many stories to tell. Tonya and Brooke will also be celebrating their one year talkaversary soon and Bronya take stock - has the romance dwindled? Can Kristi help spice it up? Do we need to find some treasures in the trunk of a semi-strangers car? All that and more in this action packed episode!

The reality is relationships aren’t always easy, even when you're in love. Listen to Brooke and Tonya give you a update on their beach life, therapy, and everything else they have been up to!

Any middle aged ladies out there 👀!? Hey older gals out there - are you switching careers? Raising kids? Or need a good girlfriend to talk to? If you answered yes to any of those then this episode is for you! Meet Tonya’s friend Carlee! This episode was especially fun because it’s so relatable! Grab your tea and your 🐈 or 🐕, get cozy and listen to this great episode of NWMC 🍪 😂🥰

Isn't family the greatest?! How about a shoutout to all those moms out there! Tonight we get to know Brooke's mom, Connie (@yourfriendconnie), a little better and find out what she thinks of the love of Brooke's life, Tonya. We also uncover the trick to entertaining your kids on a budget. Spoiler alert, it's with neighbor kids like Kate the Great! Take a listen! We are sure you will love Mama Connie as much as we do! <3 

Another fun update from Tonya and Brooke as they navigated veterinary care in Mexico and going deep on Mom visits. Hear about some of the new things they learned about each other and their expert advice on how long to date someone before locking it in and what they have learned about each other - aka, how not to piss each other off. Sit back, relax and enjoy another random conversation with Bronya! 

With a name like double fisting it has to be good, amiright? Erica and Tonya have been friends for a really long time and just had the pleasure of spending a girls weekend together. Tonya came home refreshed, inspired and...ready to please. ;) She couldn't wait to tell Brooke all about her time with Erica and friends so they figured...why not do a podcast?! Come listen in as Brooke meets one of Tonya's oldest friend (she really is older by 6 months).