NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

We're sure all of you have experienced many different types of neighbors. Our episode tonight is focussed on nutty neighbors. Ever have a neighbor wear a tu-tu and a kilt and play bongos at all hours of the night? How about those neighbors that take all day to mow their lawn? Ever have a neighbor rake the leaves off the house and trees in their yard? Mix up our Drink-of-the Week, "The Nutty Neighbor" and laugh with us on our Nutty Neighbor Podcast! You'll probably wan to put up a fence after listening!

Ever listen to songs and not totally understand what the lyrics say? Maybe you've listented to the Rolling Stone's song Beast of Burden only to hear "I'll never leave your pizza burning." Or perhaps the Eagle's Hotel Cailfornia when you hear " On a dark desert highway , cool whip in my hair". Laugh with us as we share our misheard lyric songs and sip on our drink of the week - The Twisted Lyric! So put on your albums, casettes, 8-tracks, cds and listen and give us a 5 star rating!

Get ready to go out with us as we share our bar stories. Ever taken you mom to dinner only to have somebody sitting near you ask if you two are on a date? Has a bartender ever said to you "I'll bet your were hot when you were thirty years old". Have you ever sat down at the bar and the bartender asks if you would like to sample some different gin samples for free? Pour our drink of the week - The Bar Crawler, and laugh with us as we complete our bar crawl!

Tonight, we share our techincal difficulty stories. Ever have parts left over after building your new furniture? Have you ever ants attack your gaming station? Did you know lint can block your phones charging port? And how many of you have experienced the "Blue Screen Of Death"? Pour yourself our drink of the week - A Blue Screen of Death Cocktail and laugh at our techincal difficulty stories.

Ever come back to your office after traveling for business to discover your desk is gone? Do you work in an office? Do you enjoy interacting with all the diffferent personalities in the office? Do you like going to training meetings and doing breakout sessions? Join us as we share our funny office stories. And of course please try our drink of the week - 9 to 5. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating when you've punched out for the day!

Do you enjoy winter driving? Tonight we share our wintery driving tales. Ever drive in icy conditions and watch drivers speeding by you and sliding into the ditch? Did you teach your kids how to do donuts in snowy parking lots and show them how to correctly steer and straighten out the car? Or ever hae a chipmunk chew through your windshield washer lines? Slide into our drink of the week - Windshield Wiper Fluid! And make sure your vehicle's windshield washer reservoir is filled! Dont forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've filler your tank with the drink of the week!

Do you enjoy vacuuming up the needles that drop off your Christmas Tree? Do you take down your Christmas decorations and throw them in a box, or do you have a planned, organized process to pack your decorations and lights? Today, we share our taking down Christmas tree and decoration stories. Laugh with us and sip on our beautiful green drink of the week - The Green Devil! Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating after you've had a laugh and a drink or two!

Did your parents encourage your belief in Santa Claus? Did they stamp reindeer hooves in the snow? Did they smear soot foot prints where Santa could have come down the chimney? Our special guest, Jim's daughter Stephanie, shares her memories of Santa Claus and how her parents made Santa very believeable. Sip our Drink Of The Week - Kris Kringle - an original drink crafted by Stephanie. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of our podcast listeners!

Do you enjoy putting up your Christmas lights? How much time do you spend untangling your strings of lights? Ever put up your lights and plug them in and half of the string doesn't light up. Rock with us on our crazy Christmas lights stories and sip our drink-of-the week, a C-9! Don't forget to give us a great rating after un-tangling your lights!

Tonight we share our funny high school hi-jinks stories. Ever kidnap a Big Boy restaurant statue and put it on your high school roof? Ever have your friend pull a rope and have all the stage lights for high school commencement come crashing down behind the stage? Pop open our drink of the week, a cold Old Style or Hamms Beer, and laugh with us on our high school hi-jinks stories!