NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Do you enjoy putting up your Christmas lights? How much time do you spend untangling your strings of lights? Ever put up your lights and plug them in and half of the string doesn't light up. Rock with us on our crazy Christmas lights stories and sip our drink-of-the week, a C-9! Don't forget to give us a great rating after un-tangling your lights!

Tonight we share our funny high school hi-jinks stories. Ever kidnap a Big Boy restaurant statue and put it on your high school roof? Ever have your friend pull a rope and have all the stage lights for high school commencement come crashing down behind the stage? Pop open our drink of the week, a cold Old Style or Hamms Beer, and laugh with us on our high school hi-jinks stories!

Hard to believe Thanksgiving Holiday is just a couple weeks away. Have you ever celebrated Thanksgiving dinner in a tent? Or did you ever have your family welcome in a stranger every year for a turkey dinner? Join us with our delicious Thanksgiving stories and make sure to mix up our drink of the week - the Turkey Suprise. Don't forget to give us turkey's a 5 star rating after you've enjoyed your meal and the podcast.

In tonight's episode, we share our spooky and haunting Devil's Night and Halloween stories. On Devil's Night, did you ring door bells and run, toss dummies in front of cars, or TP trees? While trick-or-treating, did you ever get a toothbrush? How happy were you when you got a full size candy bar?

You'll be hauntingly happy listening to our spooky stories while sipping on our Halloween drink - A Transylvaina Transfusion! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after your transfusion!

Today, join us as we share our memorable birthday party stories. Ever been late to your own surprise birthday party? Did you ever host a surprose birthday party and it was not a surprise? Or did your wife ever invite motor city mama to your birthday party?

Plenty of funny birthday stories to laugh at while sipping our drink of the week, - the Birthday Candle!

Mske sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've tipped the birthday candle once or twice. Make sure to blow it out before the first sip!

Are you a runner? What is your favorite race distance? Do you run with toilet paper in your pocket? Join us as we share our funny running stories from high school to now. And after you finish your run, replenish your fluids with our drink of the week - Rum Runner Dunner! Don't forget to give us a five star rating after you cross the finish line!

Ever have a bad experience at a tailgate party? Did you ever have somebody break your car windows while attending a football game?

Laugh with us about our football and tailgating escapades. And our drink of the week - The Touchdown - will surely be a score for you!

Be sure to give us a five star rating after your touchdown cocktail. You can keep the 2 points!

Ever live in a motel while going to college? How much money did you or your parents spend moving you or your kids into college? Join us and laugh with us with our back to school stories..and of course, enjoy our stories with our drink of the week - The Teacher's Pet!

Make sure you give us a 5 star review when you're done lauging and enjoying your second Teacher's Pet!

Tonight we celebrate our 50th podcast - Fabulous Fifty - our golden jubilee podcast! We want to thank all of our loyal podcast listeners for supporting us. Our podcast audience is four continents, 27 countries, and 34 US states.

We also have some fun with 50th anniversary milestones such as the band AC-DC, the movie The Exorcist and McDonalds Quarter Pounder.

So settle in with our Drink of The Week - The Golden Jubilee and celebrate with us our 50th Podcast!

Tonight, we share our funny wedding stories. Ever have the person officiating your wedding pull out two weeks before your wedding date? Or did your friends steal the champagne from the bride and groom head table? Or how about grandma chugging down a half glass of Jameson as a family shot?

Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - A Painkiller - a popular wedding drink - at least in our families!

Listen and enjoy and don't forget to give us a five star rating after you've had a few laughs and a couple of pain killers!