Pod Gods

Political assassinations, reductions of women's rights, political elections and the heat death of the universe. Where else would you go to learn about these things except episode 24 of the Pod Gods podcast? Anthony breaks down the recent Roe Vs Wade decision in the United States while Jordan looks at the assassination of ex-Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe. The Boys talk about the recent (ish) Australian political election, will they let Trump have his Twitter back if he wins, and why all the cool kids love the Hubble telescope. Once again joined by the fabulous Oliver and Harrison, whose erudite knowledge of politics blows Jordan and Anthony away. 

(Discussions on abortion end at 32.30 if you would like to skip it)

The boys are back and are joined by two tiny guests! The upcoming federal election is covered as Jordan tries to save the libs while Anthony provides his top 10 hot tips for being a new dad. Jordan covers the war in the Ukraine and is probably put on a list somewhere while we once again learn about Anothy's breakfast.

*some background baby sounds in this pod, sorry about that*

Time? Space? the Universe? These things mean nothing to the boys recording schedule. The lads discuss a specific event from 20 years ago while Anthony regales us with his journey through the concrete jungle of New York. Jordan has a strange strategy to get the Taliban on board with the rest of the world and his experiences with 5g. Anthony's shares his gaming experiences while medical and financial expert Dr Jordan is very VERY happy with a segway. 

In this episode, the boys discuss the Olympics and why it should be held in fragile archaeological sites. Anthony has a big announcement (also his birthday is implied) and in almost complete opposite fashion Jordan complains about a video game (hint: it's the same one as always). The boys absolutely lose their minds over the extended M&M universe, learnings about the history, flavours and incredible advertisements of the famed M&M (this fully breaks their brains). Jordan and Anthony briefly touch on the European football championship outcomes, Anthony apologises for a past podcast transgression and Jordan displays a frankly scary misunderstanding of childbirth.

(some audio issues due to a poor internet connection, should hopefully not be noticeable)

Today the boys discuss the big AN0M raid and Australia's sexy bikie history. The boys accidentally get excited about SPORT and discuss the recent events of the European Football Championship. Anthony reminisces about flash games, discussing Miniclip while Jordan for some reasons talks about women farting on cakes (we don't know why either). The fellas talk about vaccines AGAIN, and will likely continue to do so until they are finally vaccinated in 2050. Jordan sends a love letter to the city of Melbourne while Anthony gets extremely excited about his big bed, big TV and big cricket season. 

The boys are back... again... we promise not to leave you again baby. In a very chaotic episode, the boys discuss all the things that happened in April 2015 by mistake. Anthony explains the millipede plague while Jord deep dives into the dark history of the Pringle. The boys discuss their future in fruit fly smuggling and wonder what it would be like for Kyle Jenner to rule a nation. Jordan sounds super sexy this episode at the cost of some audio drop outs, one of which we have left in as a little behind the scenes treat to our listeners. 

Tsim Booky. Joe Bidenopolis will lead us to victory.

Today the boys are keen to talk about there niche interests but first the eternal battle between yogurt and custard continues. Jordan talks wayyyyy too long about the recent coup in Myanmar and is trying to figure out how to run a Jade mine. Anthony discusses some recent legal changes while Jordan tries really really hard not to make an 'intercourse' joke. Plus Anthony is finally trying to get off the white power (not cocaine this time!) and we have an Anthony breakfast update, one that will shock you to your very core. 

The boys can't wait for Big Tech to either take over their whole lives or disappear completely. Jordan has his mind blown at the idea of a ceiling fan, while Antony speaks in Tony Abbot's native language (lizard). The boys try to strike it rich and become Liberal voters by creating the new winning Labor party slogan while also enjoying a classic weather chat.  Jordan's mum gives him the idea for this summers next big blockbuster hit and Anthony finally unravels the difference between Celcius and Fahrenheit, while also trying to make everyone switch to Kelvin. 

The boys have been lockdowned and then released (surprisingly not from a correctional facility this time). The boys discuss their corporate overlords and Jordan produces a spicy take that could get him run out of town. Anthony deep dives into the Woodville Pizzeria situation while Jordan gets mad and thanks the pizza liar for a lovely long weekend. 

There has been an election! Finally. I mean it's still going. Sorta.

Anyway, the boys have put on their American flag suits and are discussing the trials and tribulations of election 2020. Jordan and Anthony go over the results and Jordan explains why a dictatorship is better sometimes cause it's not so hard to work out. Anthony loves the name of the Queensland premier and single-handedly defeated Clive Palmer in gladiatorial combat (remember Jordan writes these). Both of them are just very confused by Florida and is the media trying to censor Anthony?!??!!