Finding Monster Right

The Witch-King of Angmar talks a big game for someone prophesized to not fall "by the hand of man" in a world filled with many people who fit the bill of "not a man." We know about one loophole in this prophecy, but just how many are there?

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Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they make Adam break his toe by kicking a helmet but then he finishes the take anyway.

Apparently you can do better than Esrahaddon.

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Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find Adam that damn wizard!

The Patterson-Gimlin film is the most famous video in cryptozoology, but how many old white men with ridiculous cowboy names could possibly be responsible for it? We dip one big toe into true crime as the case takes as many twists and turns as could possibly be expected for a single Wikipedia page.

Discord (“'Go forth and cis no more.'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a high stakes game of hide-and-seek.

Ape-ril is back and bigger than ever! We just saw Godzilla x Kong: A New Empire. While we loved to see our boys getting along (mostly) and the screenwriters cribbing ideas from our goofball monster show (VERY allegedly), it got us thinking about the perennial complaint about this kind of movie. Can you actually "get rid of the boring human characters" in a kaiju film and still have a fully functional movie?

Discord (“Little guys adopting even littler guys”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in the American version, but lose to him in the Japanese version.

Tom is back to talk Muppets, and we've never felt more alive!

Discord (“Sexy minotaur love is FORBIDDEN.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a spelling bee, but the most important thing is that everyone has fun!

There is a gulf of understanding between humans and spirits in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Crossing that gulf to provide relief for troubled mortal souls is a noble goal. But maybe you shouldn't start by trying to be an unlicensed therapist for Azula, the final boss of therapy patients.

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Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they defeat Adam in volleyball for ALL TIME!

There's no way the Predator would consider two chaotic podcast hosts to be worthy prey. How about four? Dylan and Dalton from "Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?" help us think of ways to get an intergalactic hunter with glowing lube in his veins to notice us!

Discord (“'Would you still love me if I was a worm for part or all of my life cycle?'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

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Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get to the chopper!

I think we may have gone too far this time.

Discord (“Finding Conster Right (The Con About Finding Monsters, Right?)”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get on their knees and beg me for it.

Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about our D&D episode. Adam has a whole setting that we barely scratched the surface of, so for our 150th episode, we'll be going Inside the DM's Studio and discussing the ins and outs of Cay Caldera.

Discord (“Text Channel Where We All Pretend To Be Ants”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if there's 150 or more to see/ /To be an FMR Little Monster's their destinyyyy!

From the fruitylicious mind of Erich von Däniken, author of Chariots of the Gods?, comes a Valentine's Day episode that asks a question: Is it possible, as Adam and Allie suggest, that Ancient Aliens is real and all the gods are extrateRestrial beings? And if so, does that mean Aphrodite was real thousands of years ago? And if so, does that mean she can help me get laid? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes!

Discord (“Ah fuck lxds, we just told Adam all our weaknesses.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they are dans the love game.