Podcast Minute Talk Show

The boys hear of an international egg shortage due to Easter's approach! Only one man is both mouse and rat enough to save the day... Chuck E. Cheese digs his way through our hearts to save the day. Chuck is up to his usual antics, he's currently being brutally CRUSFIED. We also play a non-Easter game for all those who don't like eggs called "Two Truths And A Lie." Make sure you have a safe Easter/Normal Sunday!

Witches AND Ghouls?! That's right we have an assortment of special spectral guests on the show this week. James Charles, renowned witch and owner of ghouls, appears to talk about all things scandalous. We play a game called Witch Witches and recall old nightmares that still keep us up at night (more like up all night on r/powerwashingporn). This week is filled with mystery and a... hint of magic (as seen on r/powerwashingporn!)

Woe is me! The Gremlins haven't had a movie in so long! This week we give the world an update on the status of the Gremlins franchise. The gremlin known as Elon Musk shows up to explain his future plans for Mars and the stars! A game! A game is played! Not gremlins themed, cause that would be asking for too much.

The show returns! Celebrating our renown and wonderful comeback, we have on super star Tom Holland to talk about all things Marvel and Wandavision. Stay tuned for more episodes every other Friday! Support us on Patreon to receive podcast benefits! https://www.patreon.com/1minutetalkshow

Honest men may not go to heaven, probably because they make a killing when they're alive! Regretfully, Aiden and Sean share news about our Tyler. In this tragedy, we're skipping to the end and dare not tell more lies! Come children, weep here, now! together! as a family of silly misfits, but once you leave this podcast you must roar a courageous roar! Shout up at the heavens and down at Brazil! Rebuke the gods! For, just creatures like them wouldn't allow our world, our Tyler, to devolve into such blasphemy. REMEMBER! Crying isn't the mark of the weak! The weak cry and cry and cry! The mighty are mighty! Not because of the many times they didn't open up, but instead because of the moments they allowed themselves to cry. Strong people neither fight nor endure through life, they simply live! The entirety of human history is riddled with horror. We've got solidarity in the tears we've shed. Thus, today's age will be painted in a grotesque light, and our Tyler very well may be the eye to these dark, storming days.

In a world ravaged misinformation and internet piracy, who will be the ones to lead America (aka Earth) into a brighter tomorrow? Well, sorry everyone, but it is NOT President-elect Joe Biden. Equally as devastating to report, the right choice isn't Mr. Mrump either. We need them both to be CO-presidents! Much like in The Parent Trap, which tells the story of two children who force their parents to give a loveless marriage another try, our neglected hosts of Podcast Minute Talk Show aim to salvage a broken friendship between two old men. Sean and Aiden, while not identical twins, are not fraternal twins either. You're probably thinking the trap won't work. Have you even scammed a whole nursing home by pretending to be a grandchild visiting on their birthday? Same basic framework.

In today's episode, Sean has fallen ill and Tyler is still long gone since last week. Who's left to take the mantle? Aiden? Oh gosh that's impossible! But we want Sean and Tyler!!!! Well, not everyone gets what they want, sorry pals. Sometimes, dreams die. Today is one of those days.

Hell-o mortal meat-men! Since you don't have any time on your hands, why don't you send them to us! Delicious hands are best served severed. If you haven't heard on the news by now, we're vampires! Like many great artists we vampires only paint in a single, beautiful color... red. As in BLOOD! We paint with BLOOD! Previous vampires (to whom we refer to as the "fampire") secretly dominate the globe with their terrifying hellish powers. Aiden and Sean of course will never stray from their original goal, even whilst addicted to the Schedule I drug that is Vam-piracy. Just as when we were mortal goobers with morals and the like, our goal at Vampire Minute Talk Show will always be to trick our many loyal men, women, and children followers... the Fanpire, into becoming snackies for us. Ta ta!

Please, pay no mind to some of the funny sounds throughout this episode! They're just a part of a fun game we're playing behind the scenes and are in NO WAY technical errors! Speaking of errors... contrary to what the leftist mainstream media will tell you, magic is not just for babies AND it's real! Sean shows off some of his most versatile and deadly spells for all to see. Perhaps the most magical thing to happen this week was when the ghost of Charli D'Amelio began to haunt the studio. But, the ghost that followed her in is so magical ("out-of-this-world crazy") it'll have YOU making some funny sounds throughout this episode. Laughter, hopefully... but, please don't eat anything during, you will absolutely throw it up.

Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub viewers, in this wonderfully-wub-a-lub-a-dub-dubbed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, hosts Sean, Aiden, and Tyler take to stage in the next best musical since Mulan Live Action Movie. For those willing to stick around, stay tuned for Robert Pattinson's impression of an uninteresting podcast guest.