Professional Bullsh*t

Crum's Lasik experience can help those who are considering it, understand what goes on. Kid comes back to life. Mila puts butter on a plate, and someone has the audacity to comment. Crum has a peanut butter incident that would have been dealt with differently had it been Paul or Mila. 80% of students suck. Operator fails at doing her job, and Paul is pissed. Crum gets a weird compliments from the mani/pedi ladies. Online reviews: we're ambivalent about them. Business cards -- Worth it?

Paul recaps the Jersey Shore reunion for us, and explains the appeal behind the show. If you take a hike in Afghanistan you WILL be kidnapped by the Taliban. Trudeau's proposal of banning straws. Paul explains what biodegradable means. Crum is on a new craze because of a book; she goes on about refined sugars and starches. Drunken AM meals -- shoutout to Paul's brother. Decapitated pig study at Yale, Paul gets really sciency and explains (Ethyl Glycol??!?!?).

This episode we discuss the Starbucks arrests, the weird plane incident, and other news stories. We talk about the state of social media, and its positive/negative impact on people. Paul goes off on a rant. Mila obviously goes off on a rant, and Crum ponders about their rants.

DJ ALIZE is our special guest this week. He fills us in on following his passion, his first time live on the radio, his company, and his upcoming projects. His thoughts on today's hip-hop scene and Canada's growing music scene.

Singing along to a rap song with the "n" word. Katy Perry controversy. Thoughts on people overusing your name. Crum tells a story that only Mila thinks is funny.

Our special guest this week is a P3 Krav Maga practitioner, Christian -- he also happens to be Mila and Crum's brother. We discuss self defence techniques, an incident at a McDonalds, and intermittent fasting.

Crum complains about Mila being an annoying cardio partner. Paul's badass motorcycle experiences. Mila's two door car philosophy about men.

In today's longer episode, Paul's classmate, Eric, is our special guest. They both try to make sense to us brain supplements, medicine, Vitamin D, melatonin etc. Really nerdy and interesting stuff. Second part of our episode dives into conservatism and Jordan Peterson's rise to fame and why we agree with what he has been preaching.

Crum is going to get a massage, and needs a certain condition met. We recount some stories of how Lebanese parents discipline their children...and it ain't pretty. Instagram photo tricks to enhance cup sizes. Photos that altogether mislead people and result in letdowns upon meeting them in person.

Mila believes that instagram and having fun is directly correlated with how bad the Oilers are performing this season. Shootouts to determine a gold medal game is debated heavily. Is removal of silver medal by Canadian hockey player disrespectful? Also, beginning a new segment, the "Hell No's" of the week!