Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast

*Cricket noises* This uh...this movie was not good. It wasn’t even so bad it was good. We watch 1999’s “House on Haunted Hill.” This movie scared the pants off Molly when she was a kid and holy guacamole did it not hold up. Join us as we discuss how it’s not a house (it’s a hospital), the big bads don’t make any sense, and how  an entity made out of smoke can’t even go through a door. Subscribe and rate us on Itunes or you’ll be cursed to watch this movie on repeat for the rest of your life.

Stats/info: 1999, directed by William Malone starring Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Peter Gallagher, Chris Kattan, Ali Larter, and Bridgette Wilson-Sampras

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The Kingslayer, Gerard Butler, and the kid from the Blue Lagoon remake walk into a bar. Oh, you thought that was a joke? Nope. That’s just a day on the set of Gods of Egypt. Shockingly, this movie features no Egyptian actors and A LOT of white people.This crap sack of a film brings us Indiana Jones rip offs (#onlythepenitentmanwillpass), video game one liners, and the most confusing family relationships since Shatterstar and Longshot. Subscribe and rate on iTunes or else we’ll tell people that this is your favorite movie.

Stats/info: 2016, directed by Alex Proyas. Starring Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Gerard Butler, and Brenton Thwaites.

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What do we want? MORE LADY WEREWOLVES! When do we want them? NOW! Check your candy kids and never go to strangers house’s while trick or treating (even though that’s the entire point of the activity). To kick-off the happiest time of the year,  we watch our first listener suggested movie, “Trick R Treat!” Put on your holiday best and join us as we discuss jackie-o’s, knife collecting, and spreading the holiday cheer. Subscribe and rate us on Itunes or we’ll come by your house and blow out your jack-o -lanterns causing you certain doom! #nodoghorror #nounderthebedhorror #noonthebedhorror #noachillesheelhorror

Stats/info: 2007 Directed by Michael Dougherty, starring Anna Paquin, Dylan Baker, Brian Cox, and Quinn Lord

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This week we watch a favorite of ours, 1988’s, “They Live!” If you’re looking for a movie with a pro-wrestler as the hero, mullets, theme music, and quips a plenty THIS is your movie. Put on your alien detecting sunglasses and join us as we talk bougie aliens, Roddy Piper’s spectacular performance, and how Jen can’t remember what a garbage truck is called. We’ve come here to kick a** and chew bubblegum...and we’re all out of bubblegum. So pull up those 80’s jeans and listen in. OBEY. SUBSCRIBE. SUBMIT. RATE US ON ITUNES. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. LEAVE A REVIEW. OBEY.

Stats/info: 1988 - Directed by John Carpenter, starring Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster

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This week we watched a film rife with fly horror and inside wind - Drag Me to Hell. We still hate Justin Long for being such a jerk in Tusk, but we still want to know - does Justin Long have BDE? Sam Raimi somehow knows that all we want out of a horror movie is Haunted Mansion vibes and Looney Tunes rules. Listen as we turn on our evil main character, Christine. Subscribe and give us a good rating, otherwise we’ll send our grandmothers after you to steal your buttons and curse you.

Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by Sam Raimi, starring Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao

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We watch one of the worst “superhero” movies ever.  A film that seems to have been developed by a director who took the moniker of “Catwoman” way too literally. If you like R&B stock music, ferris wheel horror, and Halle Berry dunking, we’ve got the movie for you! We ventured into Meowzer’s domain (aka the basement), so you lucky cats get to hear Jen shouting at him for trying to steal her sandwich and Meowzer defying the laws of physics by appearing out of a wall. Get a saucer of milk and some catnip, and claw your way into the movie with us. Remember to subscribe on iTunes and please share!

Stats/info: 2004 - Directed by Pitof, starring Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, and Sharon Stone

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It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split it into two episodes for your convenience. Listen in as we discuss this iconic movie and the inspiration it’s brought to pop culture; the good and the bad. A few things to keep in mind, never eat chalky tasting mousse, don’t let turtleneck bastards get you down, and satanists are people too. Let’s get weird together and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Shout out to the Wine and Crime Podcast gals who are the feature promo in this episode!

Stats/info: Directed by that POS Roman Polanksi, starring Mia Farrow, Ruth Gordon, John Cassevetes, and Sydney Blackmer

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It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split it into two episodes for your convenience. Listen in as we discuss this iconic movie and the inspiration it’s brought to pop culture; the good and the bad. A few things to keep in mind, never eat chalky tasting mousse, don’t let turtleneck bastards get you down, and satanists are people too. Let’s get weird together and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Shout out to the Wine and Crime Podcast gals who are the feature promo in this episode!

Stats/info: Directed by that POS Roman Polanksi, starring Mia Farrow, Ruth Gordon, John Cassevetes, and Sydney Blackmer

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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wonder if a 300 ft. lizard who is running amuck causing chaos in New York city would be able to hide?” The answer is yes, yes it could. This week we re-lived our childhood and found nothing but utter disappointment when watching 1998’s “Godzilla.” Join us as we discuss Godzilla’s workout regime, the 300 eggs rollin’ around inside of her like a bingo cage, and the classic gumball trap. Dig yourself in to this episode and perhaps ruin your childhood memories of this movie as well. Help us spread our weird little wings and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 1998 - Directed by Roland Emmerich and Written by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, starring Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, and Hank Azaria

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A movie inspired by a prank job posting for a man in a walrus suit, what could go wrong? The answer - absolutely nothing. Join us as we go full walrus and talk Jen’s top 5 heartwarming pet movies, a main character that we’re meant to hate, and the real mystery of this movie - did Teddy and Ally get it on?  We’re #TeamTeddy in this bonkers movie, dive on in with us and learn why! Don’t be a Walrus hater, be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2014 - Written and directed by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, and Genesis Rodriguez

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