Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved one
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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I haven’t seen Honor look this angry since the time she spear-tackled a woman who tried to cheat her out of first place in the sack race at the Castle Pork Dalkey Open Sports Day.
She’s like, “What ... the ... fock?”
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