Shut Up And Drink Your Juice

Zoo good. Murder bad. But if you had to choose between a trip to the zoo BEFORE a murder, or a trip to the zoo AFTERWARDS, which would be better? Or would the sick madman's game of being forced to choose make it worst of all? We romp and bonk our way through this episode recorded on International Men's Day.

We're back, like that chimp that ripped people's faces off. Why is Tinder Poo Stuck-in-a-Window Girl like Brexit? What's the going rate for a skull on the black market? What's the worst thing you can do with a peg? Literally some of these questions get the clear answers they deserve.

Three years after the last episode, a lot has happened and all of it is bad. At least the Middle East is sorted out now. We launch our campaign to redirect the Mainstream Media news agenda to what really matters - love rats, thigh gaps and uses for old washing up liquid bottles. Warning: contains mandatory breast feeding.

Episode 3 - a year in the making (but sadly that was all editing and no scripting)... Therefore this one covers topical subjects such as ISIS, David Moyes' sacking by Manchester United and breastfeeding (is that even still a thing?!)

Blind yet somehow still reading this? Want to be lead by the equally blind? You're in lucky! Episode 2 features our Dutch culture guide. And some puns about cats. Basically it is the best and worst things about the internet, rolled into a small package.

Recorded Q1 2014 Features: Nice Pope Resignation of Michael Johnson Paper review (Harley Davidson Wedding, Pudding Factory) Hints and Tips (Eye-bombing, buttons)