Story Thing

On the season finale of Story Thing: a global pandemic upends day-to-day life, I have a quick chat with the demon that lives in my brain, and I play a few video games to pass the time.

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A Urinal in the Middle of an Otherwise Empty Room text - https://storythingpod.com/a-urinal-in-the-middle-of-an-otherwise-empty-room/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Sam Barsh - Karlo Malo (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

Sam Barsh - Vac City (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

Sam Barsh - The Sensitive Hustler (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

The Instagram algorithm showed me an ad for Halloween 4 sweatpants, and it sent me down a healthy spiral of self reflection. 

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Halloween 4 Sweatpants: Evil on Two Legs text - https://storythingpod.com/halloween-4-sweatpants-evil-on-two-legs/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Simpler Thieves - Mondays (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/327)

Isaac Joel - Carnica (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/84)

Falls - Hunter (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/257)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

In 1977, a 12-inch golden record was placed on board the Voyager 1 probe and shot into space. I'm doing something similar with a gallon sized ziplock bag full of relics, and also this unnecessarily detailed letter.  

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Aliens. Hello. text - https://storythingpod.com/aliens-hello/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Ryan Smart - Lost In Space (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/461)

Korn - Blind (https://www.kornofficial.com/)

C da 76er - Creeping Through the Neighborhood (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Why Leave (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

My cat isn’t using her litter box, which I handle in a very normal, positive way.

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Crawlspace Toilet text - https://storythingpod.com/crawlspace-toilet/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Sam Barsh - Good Enough Pizza (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

Sam Barsh - Quiet Bites (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

Sam Barsh - No Link (https://app.soundstripe.com/artists/410)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

I share an office with an interesting character and learn about the art of Guided Chaos.

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Dry Heaving in the Dark text - https://storythingpod.com/dry-heaving-in-the-dark/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

C da 76er - Nature's Watching - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Time To Go - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

I share an office with an interesting character and learn about the art of Guided Chaos.

Check out storythingpod.com or @storythingpod on twitter for more information about the show including the full text of this story. 

Dry Heaving in the Dark text - https://storythingpod.com/dry-heaving-in-the-dark/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

C da 76er - Nature's Watching - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Time To Go - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision - (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

A gas station explodes, I join a Misfits cover band, and I learn a valuable lesson about alcohol. Not in that order. 

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A Man on Fire, Pringles, and Liquor text - https://storythingpod.com/a-man-on-fire-pringles-and-liquor/

Music:

Viktor Van River - Follow (https://blocsonic.com/artist/viktor-van-river)

Isaac Joel - Lemon Disco (https://app.soundstripe.com/songs/11848)

Misfits - London Dungeon PLEASE DON'T SUE ME GLENN (https://www.misfits.com/)

C da 76er - Tunnel Vision (https://blocsonic.com/artist/c-da-76er)

This is a trailer for Story Thing, the podcast where a normal person named John writes stories and then reads the stories to you.

Check out storythingpod.com or @storythingpod on twitter for more information about the show.