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In this holly and jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for our 5th annual Christmas spectacular! Yes, we've been doing these for 5 years now. What a world, huh? Anyway, this year, it's time for the 2nd Annual Christmas Combat Showdown! We've created a bracket of Christmas movie characters both popular and obscure, and only one can be crowned as the strongest Christmas character of all time. Who will it be?? Tune in for this bizarre, hilarious match-up of 20 different festive all-stars!

Also in this episode, Harrison forgets to read the right number. Robby gets forced to argue for an impossible match-up. Spencer reveals that he doesn't like Christmas lights. And the guys can't believe that Wee Man got jobbed 2 years in a row.

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Big thanks to this video for giving us our Christmas intro/outro music (as is yearly tradition): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

In this life-changing episode, the guys continue their cartoon conversation from the last episode with 100% canon, confirmed information about both Gru and his Minions from Despicable Me. You think I kid, but the Despicable Me universe (the Gruniverse?) is ridden with dark secrets, from cousin marriages to werewolves to secret Nazis. Oh, and we also talk about fantasy football for a bit because that's causing a lot of trauma.

Also in this episode, Harrison asks for suspicious merchandise. Robby uncovers questionable information on the wikipedia page for Gru's dog, Kyle. Spencer bemoans his terrible fantasy football luck. And the guys sort of give up on the whole self-promotion idea.

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Big thanks to this video for giving us our Christmas intro/outro music (as is yearly tradition): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

In this fresh episode of Sorry We, Tried, we're back from hiatus and talking about all the hottest news. In part one of this conversation, we get sidetracked on Bee Movie for an absurd amount of time. This is the kind of content you listen to this show for, right? I hope so. Enjoy talk of daring stunts, phoned-in performances, Ratatouille, hitting the griddy, and sinister advertisements.

Also in this episode, Harrison wants to install cameras. Robby thinks Spencer's podcast advertising gives off demonic vibes. Spencer relates an insane celebrity fight story that involves naked Shia Lebeouf and a flight of stairs. And the guys discuss how Surf's Up was ROBBED in 2007.

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We had an off week, so it's time for another installment of SWT Selects! This time, enjoy the most diabolical prank Robby and Spencer have ever pulled--- tricking Harrison into thinking they had gained access into a totally real, leaked draft of Sony's next Spider-Man villain spin-off, Morbius 2. They even managed to convince him it was directed by Quentin Tarantino. The twist? They wrote the script themselves... and it's a masterpiece. Enjoy this live reading, and we'll (hopefully) be back next week with new episodes!

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In this knock-out episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys continue their conversation from the last episode, which means our special guest is still here! This one goes in some unexpected directions. All I will say is that a rat is involved.

Also in this episode, Harrison shares some spicy old high school rumors about a secret elevator. Robby's football team starts a locker room riot after a bad loss. Spencer goes undefeated in backyard fights. And the guys marvel at the resilience of male friendships.

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In this free-roaming episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for our longest and zaniest Free Talk Friday yet (with a special guest, too)! In part one--- yes, this episode has multiple parts--- we talk about psychotic college professors, the mystery of where eels come from, that weird feeling where you wake up in a hotel and have no clue what's going on, and so much more!

Also in this episode, Harrison shakes down Robby for Girl Scout Cookie money. Robby discusses his hatred of Socratic seminars. Spencer's literature professor confesses a dark secret in the middle of class. And the guys scheme about getting their dads on the podcast.

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Welcome to our first "Leftover Potluck!" Sometimes, an episode has some good content that has to be cut for time. Last week's episode was no different! There were some good moments that had to be chopped out of the final edit for the sake of time. Instead of deleting them forever, they have been edited and preserved here! Enjoy a cornucopia of fun bits, including Spencer and Robby's traumatic Blue Beetle story, what "the third chair" actually means, a recap of that time that Vince McMahon tried to fake his death on live television, and MUCH MORE! Well, not that much more--- this episode is only 23 minutes long, after all--- but you get my point!

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In this blockbusting episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're persisting in our excruciating return trip to the murky waters of the DCEU! Each film brings us further and further into the epicenter of pain. This is especially true with this week's movie--- the horrific Justice League (2017) film that failed so badly that the franchise never recovered. There's a lot to analyze here, including the music, the writing, and most importantly,the direction (*cough, cough*).Buckle up, folks, you're in for a wild ride!

Also in this episode, Harrison has an epiphany about Joss Whedon's twisted psychology. Robby finds a new level of peace about his Justice League (2017) trauma. Spencer realizes exactly how long it's been since the last episode. And the guys keep slipping in and out of Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonations.

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In this explosive episode of Sorry We Tried, we're filling in a gap in the schedule! This time, Harrison shares the baffling, life-threatening history of the USA's nuclear testing. You saw its creation in the Oppenheimer movie, but the real story of the nuclear bomb involved a lot more... stupidity. To put it briefly, America has accidentally dropped hundreds of nuclear bombs over the years on American soil, nearly wiping itself off the map more times than you can count. There are also hundreds of nukes that have straight up gone missing. How does this keep happening? What's the deal with concrete bombs? And should we trust looney politicians with the power to wipe out human civilization? All these questions and more in this week's installment of SWT Selects!

(This episode was originally recorded in 2021. We re-edited it and re-polished it to make the listening experience better and give you the best experience possible.)

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In this quacking episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're talking about one of the most bizarre cases of intellectual property theft ever. Back in the 90s, an ex-Marvel Comics writer out for vengeance literally stole the character of Howard the Duck right from under the noses of Marvel executives in one of the most intricately-planned acts of trolling ever committed. This wild, wild tale involves an elf with a gun, cyborgs, clones, lawsuits, and even a presidential campaign. Buckle up, because this story is one you have to hear to believe.

Also in this episode, Harrison is only about half-listening. Robby gives an overly-detailed Rick and Morty recap. Spencer's toilet bowl gets permanently stained blue. And the guys discuss ways to make Robby quit his terrible running bit.

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