Sorry, We Tried.

In this freewheeling episode of Sorry We Tried, Free Talk Friday returns! This week is a smorgasbord of hijinks as the guys talk about some of the latest news, some repressed high school memories, and even some wild conspiracies. Geez, these episodes are always hard to summarize. Just trust us and listen to it, okay?

Also in this episode, Harrison brings red-hot news from a "reliable" source. Robby's teacher decides to pick up a new job at Baskin-Robbins. Spencer gets excited for the incoming "Poohniverse." And the guys pitch the next great television medical drama— The Good Dentist.

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In this rough-and-tumble episode of Sorry We Tried, the Punch Bowl segment makes it grand return, but in a new form— a royal rumble match! 20 contestants both fictional and nonfictional will enter the arena, but only one will be deemed the champion. Who will be the last man standing? With contestants like Harry Potter, Patrick Star, and Gordon Ramsay, it's anybody's game!

Also in this episode, Harrison makes a threatening prank call. Spencer throws in some surprise contestants. Robby disses Kevin Sorbo. And the guys ponder the latent rivalry between Gandalf and ET.

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In this infrared episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison takes us down the rabbit hole by sharing the unbelievable story of how night vision goggles were invented, what their side effects were, and how night vision goggles might have been what made America lose the Vietnam War. Trust me, this one doesn't go where you expect it will!

Also in this episode, Robby brings up one of the most ludicrous would you rather questions ever asked. Harrison admits he can't eat a turkey the size of John Goodman. Spencer can't believe Zack Snyder's recent comments about Batman. And the guys try to call a celebrity guest to settle an argument.

As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music.

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In this insane episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby shares the saga of how the Batman: Arkham subreddit slipped into a fit of insanity so intense that it almost took the whole internet down with it. How did it start? Where did it come from? Where will this rabid cult of lunatics set their targets next? And is there a lore reason that this episode is a day late? Answers to all these questions (except for that last one) and more in this week's episode!
Also in this episode, Harrison's attempt to intro the show goes off the rails. Robby finally does some preparation. Spencer declares war on his neighbor's trees. And the guys can't accept that Reddit moderators are real people.
As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music.
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In this honorable episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're talking about the man many call the greatest swordsman of all time, Miyamoto Musashi. He went on an undefeated streak of 60 duels and zero losses, and most of the stories of his fights are absolutely bonkers. Where did he come from? Who was he? And how did he use the oar of a boat to defeat one of the best swordsmen in all of Japan? Tune in for all these answers and more!

Also in this episode, Harrison kills Spencer's musical dreams. Robby shares a bowling-related scheme. Spencer reminisces about an incredibly strange bully. And the guys can't get enough of bizarre talent show performances.

As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music.

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In this unplanned episode of Sorry We Tried, we're breaking in a brand-new studio space in style with another edition of Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM. This week, there's a lot of news to discuss as Dwayne Johnson (a perennial punching bag of this program) made headlines by trying (and failing) to take over yet another iconic entertainment company this week. First DC, now the WWE... where will he launch a failed, ego-driven corporate takeover next???

Also in this episode, Harrison's Roomba goes on an adventure. Robby doesn't want to make sustained eye contact. Spencer has an epiphany about the grim future of the MCU. And the guys delve deep into the mysterious, enigmatic behavior of one of Hollywood's most twisted and dark stars--- Sylvester Stallone. You will literally NEVER BELIEVE what he's known for doing in LA hotels. Seriously. You'll never guess.

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As always, big thanks to Richard Hackley for all our intro and outro music.

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In this momentous episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for the FIFTH ANNUAL GRIZZLY AWARDS (Part Two)! This is our yearly talk about the best, worst, and weirdest of the year in movies, TV, and pop culture. In a banner year for both amazing art and creatively bankrupt dreck, there is a metric ton to talk about! Listen to part one, if you haven’t. That’s all I really have to say. Sorry, you get a low-effort description this week. Does anyone even read these? Someone tell me if you read them. Today’s secret word is "schnitzel." Email us the word "schnitzel" or comment it under the Instagram post if you actually even read this all the way through.

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In this momentous episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for the FIFTH ANNUAL GRIZZLY AWARDS! This is our yearly talk about the best, worst, and weirdest of the year in movies, TV, and pop culture. In a banner year for both amazing art and creatively bankrupt dreck, there is a metric ton to talk about! However, this conversation ran quite long, so we decided to do the thing that all the movies are doing now— we split the episode into two parts! Join us this week for Best Movie of the Year and Worst Movie of the Year. Check back in next week for all the rest!

Also in this episode, Harrison finds a bizarre set of messages written on the baseboards of a house (yes, really). Spencer sneaks in more anime talk without Robby realizing it. Robby does an episode on autopilot. And the guys reminisce about 5 years of podcasting.

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In this bonus episode of Sorry, We Tried--- the first episode of 2024--- the guys discuss the ridiculousness that is the Christian film industry. Modern Christian filmmakers try to pull off everything from multiversal adventures to contemplative dramas or even apocalyptic prophecies... and most of the time, it's laughably bad. Recently, Spencer saw a movie so astoundingly bizarre that it has to be described to be believed. Enjoy this extra episode before this year of content begins in earnest with the Grizzly Awards next week!

(Editor's note: this episode was recorded before Christmas.)

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We've had one Christmas special, yes, but what about second Christmas special?

In this madcap episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for another round of Everyone Is John! Anything is possible and failure is always around the corner in this insane dice-rolling game of strategy, luck, and lunacy. This time, the story revolves around an elf named Jingle who is lost in the backwoods of Alabama after Santa is shot and heavily wounded. How will he get back to the North Pole? Will Harrison break his seemingly endless losing streak? Tune in to find out!

Also in this episode, Harrison tries to do too many things at once. Robby knows 32 ways to kill someone with a candy cane. Spencer resurrects an old bit just in time for the holidays. And the guys find some weird stuff on Google Maps.

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Big thanks to this video for giving us our Christmas intro/outro music (as is yearly tradition): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

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