We Serve Droids

We drank and made an unplanned decision to talk about the first 3 episodes of The Mandalorian. Usual hijinks ensue.

We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they're the bad guys, and Palpatine's lightsaber (https://i.imgur.com/vQgNUTP.jpg) makes us say, "Oh my!"

We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F"Gorax" and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer.

We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke's milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi. Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage?

Dooku's the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo's FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It's another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.

We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian!

We chat about the D23 Rise of Skywalker sizzle reel and trailer for The Mandalorian. Can Star Destroyers form a Voltron? Does 3PO have Gowron eyes? What have the Cloud City Ugnaughts been up to?

Ep IX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y
Mandalorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw

Alyce & Laura from Force Toast podcast join us for some trivia and a bad pun challenge. Then we dive into the second half of Attack of the Clones where Jango is fighting Obiwan on El Kamino. Was the Lars Homestead built on slave labor? Has Dooku joined the Legend of Doom? Is Anakin's robot hand enormous? RIP Sand people.

The Tonnika Sisters
Willrow Hood (the ice cream maker guy)

We watched the first half of Attack of the Clones. Is Obiwan a political conspiracy theorist? Does Obiwan have a drinking problem? Is Obiwan a flat-Earther? Why are we picking on Obiwan? Take a deathstick break, and find out what parts of the movie made us laugh, cry, or squirm as we travel from the mean streets of Coruscant, to the stormy seas of El Kamino, to the [gulp] meadows of Naboo.

We introduce a new Unsolved Mysteries segment before launching into a Chewbacca episode in honor of Peter Mayhew. What are our favorite Chewie scenes, and who are the best sidekicks in Star Wars? Is Cloud City Ugnaught-segregated? Is R2D2 Christopher Walken? What's up with those two random kids in the Super Friends? This episode goes down like Porg, the other white meat.

This video cracked us up.