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Scott & Chris invent a new game that crosses the streams before discussing Rogue One. How many pieces of flair does Forest Whitaker wear? Why are the Rebels flying a forklift? Why do we spend so much time talking about Hook? All this and more as this episode flows through Rogue One like lava through Vader’s House.

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Top 10 villains of the Star Wars universe. We also talk about Boba Feeny, Darth Marge, and the exact moment Count Dooku's name heads to the toilet. Chris makes a super-secret second top 10, and Scott has some safety advice for Jabba. Hang your First Order tapestries and polish your Gorax throne; this villainous episode is fully armed and operational.Support the show

It takes more than 12 parsecs to fly through Solo: A Star Wars Story. Chewie is the human rancor; L3 is stuck in the Ghostbusters' mainframe; there's battlebots bars, Lost Boys, Dr. Zaius, and more. A new award is given, and predictions are graded. Sit back with a can of Slurm and enjoy.

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A short bonus episode with our quick NO SPOILER reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story. Why we liked but didn't love Solo, we disagree on the soundtrack, and we spend too much time talking about Warwick Davis. Would that it were so simple to do a spoiler-free show.Support the show

BONUS EPISODE: Chris and Scott make their predictions for Solo: A Star Wars Story. Death, betrayal, arming and disarming, and too many audio drops.Support the show

We discuss Han Solo's character arc in the original trilogy. Scott burns through all his Harrison Ford impressions before his tauntaun reaches the first marker. Chris plays the Tatooine Zapruder film in extra-slow motion. Why did it have to be mynocks?Support the show

An Ewok themed episode! Scott asks Chris Ewok anthropology questions. Scott and Chris watch Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure so that you never have to. The podcast starts to go off the rails, but no more than Caravan of Courage. Resting fart-face, Ewok Jesus, and Planet of the Ewoks – this episode might give you a big Willow vibe.

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We can’t trust Maz after blowing up unions in Last Jedi. What’s up with Snoke’s giant projection? Do the Knights of Ren eat ham and jam and spam a lot? Scott and Chris find their new favorite character in Maz’s bar, and they sail through the planet core of The Force Awakens.Support the show

Why are the Resistance Bombers so slow? What's up with Laura Dern's hair? Why was the Crazy 88 guarding Snoke? Why can't we remember any of the planets' names? Chris hates Rose, and Scott confuses Billy Dee Williams and Carl Weathers.Support the show