Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast

#122: Fire Station Masturbation

53m · Published 22 May 04:00

More big signings have everyone drinking on a weeknight, as we talk about the big defensive end that Mario just landed in the portal... and the pressurecontinues to mount. Plus the Jaden Rashada lawsuit gives us the opportunity to laugh at the Florida Gators as he sues UF and Billy Napier over an unpaid NIL deal, even though the Miami side of the story is a little ugly in its own right. There's a good chance this story ruins Florida's NIL cred going forward.

We also get Scoop's reaction to the anarchy of the Scottie Scheffler arrest at the PGA Championship, and wonder if he'll actually see jail time due to the severity of the charges. We also highlight some amazing audio of the week from Minnesota Timberwolves stars Anthony Edwards and Karl Anthony-Towns, and have some fun with Ben Affleck claiming he was "temporarily insane" when he married J-Lo. And how good can the new Wendy's 50-piece nugget really be if it only costs $15.

And we close this week with an EPIC round of Five Questions hosted by the AI Orange Bowl Boys!! Questions include things we wishweknew how to do,paranormal experiences, government secrets we need toknow, rude-talking animals and ways we'd like to see nations settle disputes instead of war.

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#121: Boujee Bowl Boys

1h 8m · Published 17 May 04:00

The boys are back and we immediately dive into Mario's ever-growing expectations as the roster continues to grow. But with such big expectations, we need more than just a roster that looks good on paper, it needs to work on the field. And with a 3:30 kick in the season opener at Florida, no one wants to sit in the boiling hot sun in the middle of the day in Gainesville.

Roman also overcame a huge fear by actually getting a massage, which leads us into a wild conversation about Ro's neck phobia. And this week's Wheel of Topics brings us the most hated man in America in Harrison Butker (which wasn't as bad as it's being spun), Netflix green lighting Happy Gilmore 2, and the porn reporter that invaded Luka Doncic'spost-gamepress conference. Plus NFL creative schedule releases and the haunting red Prince Charles portrait.

And we close it out as we always do with a round of Five Questions - including weird things we'd say to our surgeon, how we correct losing focus, implanted false memories, coolest named places, how we'd spend a million dollars, and what dog breeds have the craziest owners.

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#120: Lost The House on Donkey Kong

1h 16m · Published 02 May 04:00

We open the show with the unusual trio of Scoop's new 70's glasses, Toast's new toe fungus and the show's first samping of Night Owl cookies. Then we get into the Canes in the 2024 NFL Draft, and how the list of undrafted signees was longer than the list of guys that went in the formal rounds. And we try to figure out why certain guys went in the Draft and why others fell off.

Plus everyone tries to take a look at the gains and losses in the portal, and just how good Mario has shown to be in this portal recruiting cycle. And Deion Sanders has been buzzing all over social media as his time at Colorado has seemed to turn the corner, after just one year.

This week's Wheel of Topics brings us some amazing audio from the NFL Draft from FSU'sKeon Coleman - who knows how to jacket show - to Xavier Legette's southern mumble. We also enjoy the bees that took over the baseball game, legalized gambling at Dave & Busters, and the NBC vs TNT battle over the future of the NBA. We also kick around Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson in a sanctioned brawl, changes at the NFL on CBS and a hands-thrown baseball fight.

And it wouldn't be a show without a round of Five Questions - including sports franchises we would buy, horror villains we'd try to outrun, the next big thing that died, our unconventional achievements, and the type of people who annoy us.

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#119: A Muffled Sit Fart

58m · Published 25 Apr 04:00

Everyone checks in for this week's show, with Ro fresh back from a big volleyball tournament trip in Philadelphia, and Scoop and Ro's impromptu hang session at the Fire Station while Ro was on shift. And of course we dive into the portal chaos and just how hard it is to keep track of everything that's happening in the offseason. Plus as you lose guys to the portal you also get to whale hunt in the portal, and everyone needs that talent to translate to at least 10 wins.

The AI OBB's return for the second week in a row, this time to rip FSU for their "unconquered" ring after losing 63-3 to Georgia in the Orange Bowl. And the audio of the week brings us a farting NFL General Manager and a debate about whether it was a burp or a fart. Plus some congratulations to Reggie Bush for getting his Heisman Trophy back.

And it wouldn't be a show without a round of Five Questions - including things that scream we're bad with money, what we'd say to our moms as children, who screwed up their one job, what certain emotions smell like, what non flying animal would be lethal if it could fly, and what we'd do with our clones.

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#118: The Fumunda Funk

1h 15m · Published 18 Apr 04:00

We open the show with everyone's reaction to the Spring Game, and to no one's surprise everyone was impressed with the play of Cam Ward. The boys are also surprised that the game wasn't as vanilla as we've seen in past years. And everyone has praise for Jacurri Brown as he hits the transfer portal after the game, even though he may have been the best of the backups.

Now that we're all drinking the Kool-Aid, everyone wants a win to start the year on the road in Gainesville, and realistically we need to see Mario make the most of this one season with Cam or his seat might start getting warm. And the glorious return of the AI OBBs goes all over the road with new AI written theme songs!

On this week's Wheel of Topics we range from Boban Marjanovic getting Clippers fans free chicken, and Caitlin Clark on Saturday Night Live and her horrendous rookie contract. And it wouldn't be a show without a round of Five Questions - including our "I'm calling it now" predictions, the biggest lie we've fallen for, our professional wrestler finishing move, what motivates people to wake up at 5am, and things that scream that a couple isn't going to make it.

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#117: In The Wind With a Chub

1h 31m · Published 11 Apr 04:00

It's Spring Game week so everyone takes a look at what they hope to see from different position groups -asRo covers QBs and linebackers, Toast talks O-Line and safety,and Scoop wants to see the running backs and corners. Plus we try to figure out how a guy likeOregon State's Damien Martinezcould fit in with the current RB room. And we're anxious to see Emory and Jacurri legitimately compete for the backup role.

Nevin Shapiro is also out of jail and the debate rages about whether or not we should extend him an invite to be on the show, and everyone falls in on different sides of the argument. Plus some props to Norchad Omier on declaring for the NBA Draft, and some feedback on the struggling UM baseball team.

And this week's wild wheel of topics goes from drunk Floridians naked in garbage cans, the ratings discrepancybetween the mens and women's national title games, and hilarious audio from South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley and the Weather Channel's Stephanie Abrams. John Calipari also bows out from Kentucky (which actually saved Kentucky money), whether the PGA or LIV will have more golfers in the Top 5 of the Masters, and the curious case of the Dodger fan who caught Shohei's firsthome run ball.

And of course we close it out with a round of Five Questions - including weird things about our bodies, the nicest hotels we've been to, things we hope our parents never find out about, when we knew our childhood ended and how we are doing today.

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#116: Say His Name

1h 11m · Published 05 Apr 04:00

Lots of talk from Spring practice as Scoop dove into the Mario press conference, with some observations on the battle for QB2 and the improvement in the tight end usage. And as the portal opens we are curious if we're going to see a QB transfer out if they are too low on the depth chart, and we still think Miami will go hunting again for a splash wide receiver and maybe now a running back.

Roman also thinks Shannon Dawson's success this year will hinge on thefact that he now has a mobile quarterback, and asks the show how we feel about his offensiveIQ compared to Mike McDaniel. Plus we discuss the Iowa-LSU game and if we think women's basketball can continue to bring in huge numbers after Caitlin Clark moves on.

And the wheel of topics this week goes from Larry David, Pop Tarts vs Toaster Strudels, the Rock doing something amazing for a wrestling fan, Rashee Rice running from the scene of an accident, and Toast's voyage to see the solar eclipse next week.

And it wouldn't be a show without a round of Five Questions - including pointless crimes, what we would do with immortality, things that could ruin your life, things we wish we could experience again for the first time, and when we think AI will take over the world.

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#115: A Slightly Asian Dave Matthews

1h 19m · Published 28 Mar 04:00

We open this week with talk of booze, and Dan Radakovich'scomments about UM loving the ACC, which had the fan base divided this week. And with all this talk of conference realignment has the OBBs in agreement that staying in the ACC is a very smart move for Miami. And Scoop has a few offensive players from Spring practice

Plus the "Wheel of Topics" is on full tilt this week, with so many great stories to talk about - including the fact that no one on the show believes Shohei Ohtani's translator taking the fall in his gambling case, the hilarious audio of Matt Barnes vs an opossum, and the curious case of Caleb Williams after his unconventional appearance at the women's tournament. And everyone seems to be big on the new NFL kickoff rule, and Roman wants to know if the Dolphins decide to draft Penix if that would be an upgrade from Tua. We also hit on this week's wild ATV chase on I-95 in South Florida and Caitlin Clark's frustrated attitude during the tournament.

And in another round of Five Questions, we get into childhood punishments, recent scientific innovations, time traveling revelations, things we hated as children but love now, and what made us realize certain girls were not for us.

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#114: Add Jalen Suggs to the Front

1h 12m · Published 21 Mar 04:00

All the boys are cooked after a crazy week, and somehow Toast managed to piss off a whole new group of college basketball fans when he disputed if Caitlyn Clark was really the GOAT of women's basketball. And we take a rare trip to Greentree during the off season as we reflect on Henry Parrish leaving the U, as we now have to take a good look at the running back room.

We also throw a little love to Kam Kinchens after he showed out at Pro Day, and reflect on what Mark Richt did for UM Pro Day while he was here. And as we stare down the tournament, everyone has thoughts on the popularity of the women's game this year as compared to the men. Plus we rejoice in the glory of German-suplexing basketball-playing Russians as we discover Rugball - a combination of basketball, rugby and wrestling.

And this week's wheel of topics includes Kevin Harlan's epic call of the confetti mishap during the A-10 Championship Game, the hilariously unfortunate circumstance of Dan Monson who was fired before his team made the tournament, and the Paris Olympics lifting the intimacy ban during this year's games. Plus the hilarious jersey swap of the year between GradeyDick and Anthony Dick, and we hang out in Scoop's golf corner

And it's another round of Five Questions - including questions that qualify friendships, our desired trade job, death row last meals, unusual pets, and the topics of our speaking engagements.

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#113: Professor Snickerdoodle (She's Probably on Drugs)

1h 15m · Published 14 Mar 04:00

We open the show with Scoop back in the house, and Toast has to immediately address the Twitter feud that erupted this week between him and some Canes fans over the state of the basketball program. It's another epic Toast rant and he shuts down the narrative about him being a "casual" fan. And Scoop jokes about being on vacation last week while Toast set the world on fire.

There are also major props to the UM AAU hockey team winning the DIII National Championship! Because who would have thought we'd win a hockey title before winning a football title again? And everyone has a strong opinion about Nick Saban's NIL comments on CapitolHill, ranging from Ro's vocal disagreement to Scoop trying to see it from both sides.

The awkward audio of the week comes from Utah State women's basketball coach Kayla Ard, who stunned everyone by announcing her firing in her own post-game press conference. And the most amazing story of the week as we visualize what it would be like for Aaron Rodgers to be both the Vice President and the quarterback for the NY Jets at the same time!

And as always we close things out with another round of Five Questions - including things we are experts at, our favorite moments in our first car, the happiest people we know, men in thongs and our worst wedding experiences.

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Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast

Episodes

#122: Fire Station Masturbation

#121: Boujee Bowl Boys

#120: Lost The House on Donkey Kong

#119: A Muffled Sit Fart

#118: The Fumunda Funk

#117: In The Wind With a Chub

#116: Say His Name

#115: A Slightly Asian Dave Matthews

#114: Add Jalen Suggs to the Front

#113: Professor Snickerdoodle (She's Probably on Drugs)

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