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It's Stephen Hilton's & Laura Clery's six year wedding anniversary! They celebrate by jumping on social media to go live on Facebook and give relationship advice to fans asking questions on the comments feed. They also give a little-behind-the-scenes insight to how Stephen got his green card. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:28 Be Here Now by Ram Dass

-1:08 It's our 6 year Wedding Anniversary! (May 17th)

-2:14 That time when Stephen got deported...almost.

-10:13 Stephen pist off Kim Kardashian

-12:47 Going live on Facebook!

-15:00 Live relationship advice

-34:31 Stephen's Facts Time! 

-40:16 Stephen loves Kanye West (despite his pills problem)

-43:51 The addiction problem amongst entertainers 

-49:39 Happiness is an inside job

-51:32 Outro

The funniest Helen Horbath prank call you've EVER heard, plus Laura Clery considers taking the podcast live!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-1:51 Dic-Kuawn!

-3:15 "You called me" -Helen

-5:47 Going Live on Facebook!

-6:35 Going on tour with the podcast

-10:50 Speaking at AA meetings

-12:17 Life is scary! AHHHH!

-13:46 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call!

-30:21 Byeeee Facebook live

-31:03 Vidcon live performance- "Tell us what you want to see!"

-32:50 Watermelon Song!

-35:31 "I got a free juicey"

-39:19 You're all gonna die

-40:58 "You're having a fucking baby, cool!"

-42:50 Tell us what you want us to do for the Live podcast in the iTunes comments

-42:49 Outro

Laura Clery talks about the Kim Kardashian effect, what's to come for Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin, and getting banned from Facebook...AGAIN!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0:00 Intro

-0:20 Game show baby

-3:19 The Kardashian Effect

-7:29 Sick on the job & Pillow Commercial

-9:59 Fan Q's!

-16:12 ASMR

-17:40 Banned from Facebook...AGAIN! I blame Kanye West.

-19:00 Live on Instagram instead.

-21:23 Hello Pamela!

-22:08 The Sack Tap

-25:18 Laura "Celery"

-28:29 Stephen's embarrassing story

-31:55 More Q's!

-32:58 Helen pops in

-35:31 The Predator movie score!

-38:21 Intense pussy

-43:17 Stephen drops time theory knowledge. BOOM!

-45:21 No hair & make-up

-51:12 Animated Helen

-53:16 Cats & dogs

-53:56 Outro

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have a behind the scenes conversation about their dramatic morning walk and the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group. Finishing up with funny prank calls.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.36 Stephen is Ike Turner!

-0.49 If Laura was a dominatrix...

-1:11 "Helen is my sexual exploration outlet"

-2:13 "People tell us ALL their sex stories"

-4:25 Help Helen Smash HATE group?! WTF?!

-14:21 Facebook Live!

-14:35 What's up with Kayne West

-16:35 What we saw on our Hour Power Walk

-16:41 Poor woman being restrained on the street

-24:21 People love to be offended

-31:13 Prank Calls!

-35:54 Strip Club prank

-41:03 Some Fan Q's

-43:20 Chinese food prank

-46:47 Poppy

-49:04 Listen to our best of! (Episode 18)

-50:36 Funny end to that "poor-woman-story"

-52:23 Vocal Fry Kardashian

-53:21 Outro

It's the "Best of the Laura Clery Podcast" episode! Get ready for a hilarious ride through episodes 1-15. I hope you enjoy this mash-up of some of our funniest moments. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.19 It's a "best of" episode!

-3:30 Episode 1 mash-up

-4:42 Episode 2 mash-up

-5:16 "Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs" Episode 3

-6:04 "Kids are disease factories" Episode 4

-6:57 "THE CAR!" Episode 5

-7:44 "Grey's Anatomy Pug" Episode 6

-8:19 "I love my vagana" Episode 6

-10:02"What if Pamela & Helen!" Episode 7

-10:26 "Pamela Pumpkin Saves the World" Episode 7

-11:40 "Workout with the Lord" Episode 7

-12:27 "Give me my cat, man!" Episode 8

-12:59 "Valentine's Day Workout" Episode 9

-13:34 "Yoga class with the Horbaths" Episode 9

-14:00 "Russian landlord ladies" Episode 10

-14:49 "Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope" Episode 11

-16:07 "Itchy Vagana" Episode 12

-16:47 "Dic-kuawn & friends" Episode 13

-17:36 "Prank CAAALLLSSS!" Episode 14

-18:24 "Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath" Episode 15

-19:47 Outro

Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton interview Alan R. Green, an actor you may have seen on their viral workout videos with Pamela Pumpkin. They cover everything from relationship advice to old Hollywood stories.

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.37 Mutual masturbation...

-2:56 New Help Helen Smash Episode "Granny Goes On A Date" coming soon!!

-3:20 Alan who you may know from the Get Fit With The Lord videos!

-6:05 Instagram Live

-6:35 Taking Q's

-14:28 Easter nails are SO Easter-y

-25:53 Live with @mouthbreather 

-31:40 Keep listening to find out what Alan had 200 of....!

-31:42 Alan Green is in the Mother F$*king building!

-37:44 The Exorcist story

-42:05 The big reveal...

-45:11 Divorced men are the best kept secret

-49:07 Cocaine with Farrah Fawcett

-50:27 The Karen Black story

-52:39 Alan's 2nd wife

-55:36 Alan on the key to a happy marriage

-57:06 Alan on the most important things in life

-1:03:20 Alan on getting older

-1:05:00 Alan on death

-1:07:26 Alan's biggest fight

-1:08:13 Alan's 3 pieces of life advice

-1:09:45 Outro

Don't miss these funny prank call ideas Laura Clery comes up with featuring Helen Horbath and her granny. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.20 "And we're off!"

-3:03 Thanks for all the downloads of Episode 15! 

-3:35 Laura doesn't like facials

-4:25 Stephen DOES like facials 

-11:05 Breaking up: Cold hard truth or sweet sweet lies. Thoughts?

-14:55 L.A is a place where dinner leads to fist-cuffs

-19:04 1-800-sex-calls

-24:28 Let the FB Live prank calls begin!

-37:53 Wendy's does NOT take reservations. Smh.

-43:09 Little Debbie is a savage

-47:16 Dollar Store Dildos

-50:10 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot

-57:41 Chinese french fries

-1:00:46 You don't want to miss this Helen prank call!!

-1:06:49 Outro

Another Facebook Live episode!! Starting with special (impersonated) guests: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Jennifer Coolidge and Helen Horbath. The funniest prank calls to Wal-Mart, Gamestop, an old folks home and someone's brother named Cliff who really wants to work at the Wawa!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.27 Kim Kardashian meets Helen!

-7:12 Kourtney Kardashian be lookin' for Kim...

-7:50 I heart Jennifer Coolidge

-9:06 Going Live on Facebook!

-9:49 SIIICCK! Laura got hit on in her Insta Live 

-12:38 We be prank callin'!!

-15:28 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath

-27:48 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather

-30:52 Wal-mart is actually the police department...

-34:11 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa

-38:48 Gamestop prank call

-45:00 Outro

You may know this already if you watched the Facebook live but...this episode was LIVE! Lots of interaction with fans, some stories and of course, some prank calling attempts with some surprises from Helen. 

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.52 ASMR Fetish

-2:42 Join the Help Helen Smash Facebook Group

-4:13 Going LIVE!

-4:42 The Horbath's (future) Spiritual Retreat

-6:28 Did you know there are two "N's" in the alphabet...?

-7:57 "My mom keeps getting banned for watching my videos"

-12:05 Q & A's from Live viewers

-17:36 Helen & the Horbath's Road movie anyone??

-22:55 "Heather is basically me & all my sisters"

-26:36 Stephen wanted a puppy (Enter:Oliver)

-31:15 A twenty-town-tour!

-38:58 Silly Stephen Stories

-42:01 And then there was Pumpkin...Pamela Pumpkin

-48:27 "If you're bored you're boring!"

-50:11 Prank CAAALLLLSSS!!!

-1:08:56 "Message the New Help Helen Smash Facebook Group with your numbers & names to prank!

1:11:23 Outro

The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??!

Finding Laura Clery:

Website: lauraclery.com

Read Idiot & Idiots

TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery

Instagram: @lauraclery

Episode Breakdown:

-0.00 Intro

-0.50 Poor fat Alan

-10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved!

-15:26 Mrs. Middleton

-16:48 Prank call attempts

-19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends

-26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!! 

-27:05 @jus_jacques calls back!

-53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned!

-54:53 #KardashianEffect

-1:02:19 Outro