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Fire Fails & Goblins// Everyone Is John | 040

32m · Sorry, We Tried. · 17 Apr 06:00

On this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer gets Harrison and Robby to play a ridiculous game called Everyone Is John. Spencer controls the story, presenting challenges to the players. The players take the role of voices in the head of a man named John, trying to get him to complete their obsessions in order to gain points. It's not as easy as it sounds, though— they have to roll dice in order to successfully do what they want! More often than not, their plans end in horrific failure. Tune in to see who (if anyone) wins the game!

Also in this episode, Harrison tries to hit a bonkers trick shot with a ninja star. Spencer remembers the goblins lost along the way. And Robby picks a fight with a master of 13 forms of martial arts.

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