‘When I close my eyes at night, I can still see that bird’s horrible, leering face’
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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“Sur! Prise!” we all go.
But the old man – standing at the bottom of the stairs in Shanahan’s on the Green – barely raises a smile.
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