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Candy Cane Combat// Everyone Is John #5 | 067

41m · Sorry, We Tried. · 25 Dec 13:00

We've had one Christmas special, yes, but what about second Christmas special?

In this madcap episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for another round of Everyone Is John! Anything is possible and failure is always around the corner in this insane dice-rolling game of strategy, luck, and lunacy. This time, the story revolves around an elf named Jingle who is lost in the backwoods of Alabama after Santa is shot and heavily wounded. How will he get back to the North Pole? Will Harrison break his seemingly endless losing streak? Tune in to find out!

Also in this episode, Harrison tries to do too many things at once. Robby knows 32 ways to kill someone with a candy cane. Spencer resurrects an old bit just in time for the holidays. And the guys find some weird stuff on Google Maps.

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