‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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I had my nightmare again last night, the one where I have a one-night stand with Taylor Swift and then I ghost the girl and she ends up writing 15 or 16 songs about me and they’re on the radio constantly. And – yeah, no – I woke up screaming.
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‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’
I had my nightmare again last night, the one where I have a one-night stand with Taylor Swift and then I ghost the girl and she ends up writing 15 or 16 songs about me and they’re on the radio constantly. And – yeah, no – I woke up screaming.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.