Christmas Special: Santa Claws

Christmas Special: Santa Claws

You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claws is coming to town.

S2E2 - Screenplayed Ep. 22 - Fortune

Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our film ideas into reality.

Do you believe in fate? What if I told you free will was an illusion and our destinies are controlled by some unseen force? What if I told you that source was also a significant source of iron and sugar for its size? In tonight's film, one brave man will follow the dangerous path of prophecy to its ultimate terminus: fortune cookies.

Come join us as we unravel the mysterious plot behind these sorcerous sweets, and what power lies beyond the crunch.

Confucius say: eat your cookie, turn on Screenplayed, and listen to tonight's feature film- Fortune

Screenplayed Ep. 21 - Brütal

Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our film ideas into reality.

Everyone has a best friend. Someone they admire and can cut up with. Someone you trust and would never expect to literally stab you in the back.

This week we tackle the story of Brutus, the guy who did literally stab his friend in the back. And the chest. And the knee. And pretty much all over his body. At least 23 different places.

So throw on your best toga and hop in your chariot to head to the ampitheater for a showing of "Brutal"

Screenplayed Ep. 20 - Yes, You Can!

Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.

You know what this world needs now more than ever? Trash cans. You know what else it needs? Public Service Announcements telling you what the world needs. So with today's episode we thought we'd kill two birds with one stone and bring you a thought provoking short film that we hope will inspire change. We were also missing one of our hosts and quickly realized that without him our movies descend rapidly into chaos...

From ancient temples to an entire jet full of old soda cans, we bring you the inspired cinematography necessary to change the world. After all, nobody wants to see a planet covered with trash!

We'd all much rather see it littered with trash cans.

So throw that Blu-Ray you just picked up from Red Box in the garbage, and settle in for tonight's world changing Public Service Announcement:

Yes, You Can!

Screenplayed Ep. 19 - The Great Bitter Lake Association

Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.

When was the last time you were stuck between a rock and a hard place? Maybe at Thanksgiving when your brother started a political debate while he was passing your Uncle the cranberry sauce? Or when you had to choose between chicken or pasta for your last long distance flight? Well what about being stuck in the international waters of the Suez canal between two very rocky and very hard places?

While it may not have happened to you, for a few unlucky sailors this was the all too uncomfortable reality. From 1967 to 1975, fifteen ships were caught between opposing nations and forced to remain in the middle of the Suez canal. This is their story. From waylaid toy merchants to above-deck Olympics, in this episode we explore what happens when you take a big group of sailors, give them as much beer as they need, and force them to live together in the middle of a godforsaken wasteland. You know, like college!

So forget your passport, it's about time we take this ship to international waters with this week's feature film:

The Great Bitter Lake Association