Private Eye Training
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Toby Sucks At Podcasts - Audio
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STEVEN'S NOTES: This is the tenth episode of the Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who started sucking at podcast way back when he was still in Mombuscus’ womb, where he also recorded and released 2 rap albums). This week, Private Investigator, Gandhy Nava, joins Gabuscus and Tim on the big red couch! In honor of our tenth episode we placed 10 Fun Facts throughout the episode. Watch close, or you’ll miss them! Just like I miss my baby teeth. WHY DID THEY LEAVE MEEEEE??? Toby, Gabe and Tim sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song. That’s a fact, Jack. Get a grip, okay? I wish I could get a grip, Toby won’t let me. He says he knows what’s best. ALSO TOBY LAYS DOWN SOME NEW SWEET TRACKS FOR YOU TO REMIX INTO A CLUB SONG AND SUBMIT TO THE SHOW! Send your remixes to [email protected]
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Private Eye Training
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