Goop Yourself

Gwyneth jets off to Milan with Moses while the girls at Goop HQ struggle to compile a list of vegan ice creams. They publish the morning routine of a (potentially deceased) British lord/celebrity facialist. Agnes explains the cottage cheese mukbang videos going around, and Bryan recommends a new brand of hummus. Plus And Just Like That, Madonna, The Other Two, meditation youtube videos, the WHO's crackdown on aspartame and more!

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Gwyneth themed drag nights, Graza Olive Oil's big endorsement, Bryan's traditional summer solstice recipe, hormones causing blindness, Cameron's 25 ingredient salad recipe, wine country weekends, Father's Day tragedies (both submarine and rotisserie chicken related) and more!

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Gwyneth gets back into restaurants, Cameron Diaz attempts to crunch up Goop Kitchen's summer menu, we talk about mushroom farmers' diets and tantric breathing exercises, and Goop launches their very first shampoo and conditioner. Plus, listen to Bryan take his first ever leukemia pill live on air!

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Bryan has a health scare, Agnes prepares for a big move, and the Goop girls are giving us nothing! There's yet another Nashville vacation guide and more bad retinol advice, but at least Gwyneth is (allegedly) off paleo. Plus, Gutes Guterman, a $200 Father's Day fleshlight, Jean's favorite slippers, saffron chicken thighs, the curse of perfectionism, G*nter's return to Winnipeg (bitch) and more!

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We discuss America's sweethearts, Hannah Gadsby and Leslie Van Houten, and explain why only one of them deserves to spend life in prison. Plus, Montauk, Jackson Hole, By Dria, summer horoscopes, Keith Haring, $150 alarm clocks, protein smoothies and more!

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Apple comes home from college, the Horses chefs are more diabolical than we thought, and we offer our thoughts on Barbie, Taylor, Tàr (so current!) and the Bosnian war (even currenter!) Plus, J*n wages a one woman war on cottage cheese, affirmations in the form of a question, GP's "so bad it's good" chicken, Wishbone marinades, prostate stimulators for Father's day, foam rollers post-LoRox and more!

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GP isn't just a girl's girl, she's a "founder's girl," and we get some investment advice for the Montecito set. We also talk Montecito's other favorite couple as they go on a high speed chase in the big apple. Goop finally creates some new food content with the help of three of LA's favorite Italian chefs. Plus, Horses drama, the delusion of "self-awareness," Bryan's tart cherry habit and more!

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Gwyneth talks to a longevity doctor, Brad's love note goes viral, and Goop discovers texting. Plus, sour cherry juice, veggie sandwiches, J*n's trip to Italy, a flight attendant's diet, AI songwriting and more!

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Apple drags Mom on her favorite pod, Call Her Daddy, and Bryan has an extended senior moment, legitimately thinking the host's name is "Alice Cooper" and saying it multiple times to his endless humiliation and embarrassment. We also talk about a certain world traveling gynecologist who is incapable of being embarrassed, the Glucose Goddess, apartment pools, froyo masturbators, vintage goop recipes, designer B vitamins and more!

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We discuss a very important article from a big magazine discussing a certain extremely litigious pharmaceutical psychic who may or may not have been a bad bad boy. We also talk Erewhon addiction, resort living, G. Label's big fashion award, blast from the past Goop powders and more!

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