Goop Yourself

Agnes and Bryan come to you from their respective sickbeds to discuss Lauren Oyler's Harper's cover story on Goop At Sea, a Kansas City social media star's Bon Appetit food diary, and speculation on the Faltrow's marriage. Plus, the danger of prenups, edible flowers, white washing borscht, new sunscreens, GP's interview with Scarlett Johansson and more! 

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We discuss HR friendship speak, quiet luxury, and San Francisco slander before getting into the Goop News. G*nter gets "married" to her very real fiancé, but is there trouble brewing in Montecito? Plus, a New Orleans travel guide, a friendship workbook, a narcissist warning, an eye cream party, and more!

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We explore the highs and lows of recent Gwyneth thinkpieces, ponder the new GoopSex instagram account, continue to mourn Gerda and Caitlin, and question Goop Kitchen's spring menu. Plus, one of Bryan's fav keto accounts goes viral, birthday cake flavored water, inter LA neighborhood rivalries and more!

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Iconic fits, incompetent lawyers, classic catchphrases: the trial had everything, including justice (and a dollar) for Brentwood's finest. What were the best, worst and craziest moments we witnessed this past week? Listen to find out! Plus, concierge doctors, spitting on Caitlin's grave, an Instagram poetess takes the Goop pod reigns from Erica and more.

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We recap the first week of Gwyneth's ski accident trial, discuss the ongoing fallout from the W*ll C*le interview, and share our thoughts on Bon Appetit's viral saltine video. Plus, hipaa violations, stool samples, Yelp reviews, fetal alcohol syndrome, afternoon tea, Birkenstocks, paleo influencers and more!

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We go over Gwyneth's viral interview with "Dr." W*ll C*le, recap all the unhinged responses and try to make sense of what is really happening. We also read Politico's hatchet job on our future president, discuss our own recent health issues, and more!

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Marianne formally announces, Gerda bids adieu, Bryan lives out his Hollywood dreams, and Goop Kitchen launches an app. Plus, sober cocktail parties, sex cards for dating and more!

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We discuss The Cut's Ozempic article, an adjunct professor in Austin going into debt buying vegan cheese, Gwyneth's new VC fund and Pisces fetish, a spring astrology forecast, a $500 makeup brush, the tinned fish craze, Caitlin's devastating Linkedin, a heated bean debate and more!

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W*ll C*le writes another book, Marianne decides to run, Noora literally fleas in Paris, and Jean figuratively flees to the desert. Plus, temperature play, harissa meatballs, a Tracy Anderson exposé in the Daily Mail and more!

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Bryan reviews the Elefor massage gun, Agnes rewatches The West Wing, and we discuss a Goopworthy bean soup recipe in the problematic Paper of Record. In the newsletter, Ali goes on a Swiss ski vacation, the editors (minus Caitlin, RIP) concoct an olive oil celebration, Gwyneth speaks with a dating app mogul, and Katharine McPhee's stepdaughters attempt sketch comedy at Goop HQ.

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