Finding Monster Right

Last year was a bad year for franchise films. That can only mean one thing: it's Jar Jar's time to shine, baby! That's right, we're calling in the muy muy bombad huge-o guns. But before he can save blockbuster geek cinema, we have to the last of June-uary's beachy vibes to save Mr. Binks.

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DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they go through... THE PLANNNNET CORRRRE...

We start the year with the aquatic monsters and beachy vibes of June-uary. But a lot went down in the ocean last year, and there's no better time to pit 2023's greatest marine combatants against the white whale who always prevails, the cetacean sensation, the odontocete that can't be beat, the unfettered physeter, the all-devouring AND all-conquering heavyweght champion of classic literature, Moby Dick!

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DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if to the last they grapple with Adam (at checkers).

We've done centaurs, but we've never done them with (say it with me) beachy vibes! That's right, it's June-uary 4: The Revenge! Our centaur episode is one we think we could've done better, so we're dedicating the first episode of 2024 to equine hybrids, wet and wild alike.

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DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in The Big Race To Save The Farm But Your Pa Forbids You To Ride That Animal Becky Except You Can Tame Him And You Do And You Win And Show The Rich Girl From The Other Side Of The Tracks What's What And Also You Get The Boy's Heart Crane Shot Of You Kissing In A Field Fade To Black Roll Credits.

Ah Dang, Mothman Won't Move Out (He Said It Was Just For The Weekend) creator Paul Matijevic (@ettin64) joins us for a deluxe-length session of his TTRPG! But will it be enough to save Christmas (and a bridge) from the forces of chaos?

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DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a Jimmy Stewart sound-alike contest.

Listeners, rosin up your headphones and play this podcast hard, 'cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil's on FMR. If you listen, you might laugh or your eyes might roll, but either way Allie gets your soul!

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DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in checkers.

A deer skull perched atop the body of a furred, carnivorous cryptid. For many, that is what a wendigo is. We're looking for a deeper meaning as we take a look at some more mythologically accurate interpretations of everybody's favorite cannibalistic spirit.

North American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

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A nostalgic, classic Americana pervades the Unknown, the liminal realm where forgotten stories go. And what could be more American than tearing down a magical forest to build a monument to capitalism that will be profitable for about 30 years? It's not exactly paradise, but we're paving it anyway! For MONEY! USA! USA! USA!

Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ

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We're ringing in Halloween with a cult classic, some late '00s nostalgia, and our least subtle episode title yet! Join us in looking back at toxic friendships, the misogynist hate-boner that society had for Megan Fox, and a criminally underappreciated horror-comedy.

Adam made an appearance in The Crucible of Fate, a D&D 5e actual play game show where players bravely compete against each other in deadly games and contests! Will our boy make it? What will happen to our boy? Find out below! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zn-0Pc3XQ

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At one point in this episode, Adam says "Let's get fucking wrecked!" in a passable Bill Cipher impression. Folks, if that isn't worth the price of admission, I don't know what is. (No refunds, though!)

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Adam makes his glorious return just in time for our favorite month! October, you see, is a time of year when the boundaries between the planes are thin. And what happens in the realms of the fey doesn't always stay there...

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