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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side at a bar. Each has a mug of beer in front of him. Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each mug. The Englishman looks at his beer, pushes it away and asks the bartender for a new one. The Scotsman reaches his fingers into the beer, picks up the fly, throws it to the floor and drinks his beer. The Irishman reaches into the beer, picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and yells, “Spit it out, you bastard! Spit it out!”

There's this married couple and its their 25th anniversary. they got 3 sons and on their anniversary the 3 sons gave them each presents. the first son He gave them a cadillac. He's doing good. Second son give his Mom in a mink coat. third son He sent home a $10,000 parakeet that could speak 9 languages, about 3 days later the third son comes home and says did you get that parakeet? and my said that yeah well we cooked it up today but it was a little small to go around, and the son said you mean to tell me You cooked a $10,000 parakeet that bird could speak 9 languages. And mama said, he didn't say nothin.