Duck Call Room

When Si Robertson goes up against Google, it's America's favorite uncle who wins, and Martin wonders if Si has a secret trick up his sleeve. The ammo supply finally dries up for Si and Martin. Si and the boys know where to find millions of crawfish and ... billions of squirrels? Si reveals why cowboys are his heroes and why his visit to the Ben Johnson Cowboy Museum gave him chill bumps the size of marbles. JD doesn't watch many Westerns, but he's pumped that Si and Phillip got to meet the Pioneer Woman! And Si and JD have some new evidence in their quest to find out which M&Ms have the most chocolate.    - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has some surprising ideas about Michael Jackson, the Human Ken Doll, and cosmetic surgery. But first, Martin announces the winner of the Zoom call with Si. The boys dive into the most controversial topic they've tackled yet: pizza toppings. Martin shares the time he saw Phil Robertson rendered speechless. Si recalls going above and beyond with a girl he dated and reveals what happened when he said "roll tide" in South Carolina. Godwin and Martin do some unexpected things with peanut butter and pineapple. Then, John-David gets the boys to weigh in on an alarming gender reveal and how airlines are dealing with heavier passengers. And everyone offers up advice on how to get your woman interested in hunting. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si unintentionally gives new meaning to "potty humor," and Stone has been laughing about one particular incident for 15 years. Martin and Si kick off a VERY open dialogue about their recent bathroom misery, and that leads to stories about the Robertson family's personal hygiene and other tales from the duck blind that have never been told in public. It's possible Bullfrog has been hanging around Si too much, but is the world ready for a female Si? JD is amazed by 1980s bear wrestling at the mall, and Si and Stone have mixed reviews for ice fishing and dog sledding. Bonus: Stone does an incredible Si impression. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay is in the house with Uncle Si and the boys, and she's got STORIES. Kay reveals what happened when Jase busted Willie playing strip poker in seventh grade, the worm incident she's never forgiven Si for, and what it was like to date Phil AND Si. The maker of the best pies on either side of the Mississippi also spills her side of famous Robertson tales, including whether or not Si really stabbed her with a fork and what really happened when her boys locked her out of the house on purpose. Kay agrees that Stone's daughter is already a legend. John-David reads audience questions for Kay about her favorite recipes and raising the Robertson boys. And Si gets a little bit mushy because who doesn't love Miss Kay to pieces?   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A literal dream job falls into Si's lap, but he's not sure they appreciate his unparalleled talents. Phillip asks Si whether there will be game wardens in heaven. Si starts preaching and John-David is here for it. Martin wonders if there's more chocolate on peanut M&M's or regular M&M's. Si remembers his pet squirrel ... and what his mom did after it tore up her couch. JD shares the story of his mom's mail-order monkey. And the boys decide 8% of people have lost it, ostriches do NOT play around, and there's one superpower that's better than all others. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is feeling spry and ready to rescue fans from terrible life advice. He NAILS his response to a guy who wants to know if his girlfriend is the one, and the boys address the elephant, er, edamame in the room: vegetarian baggage in a relationship. But first, Si reveals the "Duck Dynasty" pic he's signed more than any other. Godwin's house attracts all the neighborhood dogs, and Si's place attracts raccoons that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a related note, JD won't eat anything known as a "trash panda." And the boys share their freakiest possum stories and give a BIG thank you to the police. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the homemade hazmat suit Jase wore when bats invaded his house. Si talks about how God brought him back to Louisiana when his wife said she'd never return. And the boys reveal their favorite Disney princesses. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon!  Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash course on marriage thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates. JD gives Si literal chill bumps with a story about a humble hero who saved a little girl's life. Si reveals the one thing he won't eat from a fast food place, Martin lays down his one rule about fast food, and the Duck Call Room weighs in on favorite fast food joints (and which ones should be kicked to the curb). - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Martins? The boys try to come up with the toughest man who ever lived, and they debate which quarterback is the GOAT: Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Si also attempts to name a fan's baby and shares his advice on raising a daughter. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson's roguish record of childhood escapades finally comes to light, and it's everything you hoped and more. JD does his best to give back to the bidet community, and Si and Godwin are judging him HARD for spending a buttload on his new toilet. Si teaches JD how to cover the funk on his junk. Godwin serenades Si for his birthday. Si and the boys reveal their theories on the moon landing and UFOs. A fan changes Godwin's mind on okra! And Si gives a shout-out to all the viewers and listeners who made his birthday special this year. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices