Duck Call Room

Si learns what a bidet is, and John-David has STRONG feelings about bidets. During Sadie's podcast, Si discovers Willie wanted to fire him before "Duck Dynasty," and oh, does he have thoughts. He also shares the story of the awful jobs he's had and how he ended up working at Duck Commander. Martin reveals that Si is an introvert who used to be camera shy, and Si explains what it takes for him to let his hair down. Si is enraptured by racing zebras on YouTube and penguin poop you can see from space. And the boys share what they'd request for their final meals. Today's Duck Call Room biodiversity tour brought to you by the Loch Ness Monster and chupacabras. Check out Si and Willie on Sadie's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/leave-uncle-si-alone-si-and-willie-robertson/id1433974017?i=1000514168217  - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is just about done with this "bunch of idiots" using the word "tumultuous" and forcing him to listen to the Hall and Oates emergency helpline. The truth finally comes out: Jay Stone and Phillip McMillan did the Soggy Bottom Boys dance for Si when he was sick. John-David is lost as the boys share their favorite movies of all time. Si knows exactly what Victoria's secret is, and he wants the world to know. Phillip and Si share fishhook horror stories. Martin doesn't want anyone using Howie Mandel in defense of hair loss. Fans weigh in on who should play Uncle Si in a movie, and they submit the final verdict in the Great Hot Dog Debate. And Si tries to convince the boys that Drew Carey is bald. ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si relives the worst whuppings he ever got from his parents and shares the story of why he'll never forget his mama's switch bush. John-David realizes he's missing $1,250, and the culprit is his 7-year-old son. Si gets ready to take a belt to John-David to teach him a little Parenting 101. He also recalls all the butts that got torn up when Phil caught 16-year-old Al and his buddies drinking beer. And the boys delve into Si's free-spirited nudist days, laughing at Si's drill sergeant, Godwin's smoooooth answer to a question about his favorite trophy, Martin's philosophy on child discipline, and whether it's true that "it hurts me worse than it hurts you." ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has pressing questions, but can Google answer them to his satisfaction? He also shares the secret to making it in the music business and how to make a world-class spaghetti dog. John-David reads comments from his haters and gives Si's favorite drink mix a try. Stone recalls the funniest thing that happened when the Robertsons did the "Wagon Wheel" video with Darius Rucker. The boys are convinced that Phillip McMillan is trolling them on YouTube. And Si isn't so sure about the weight loss advice he's hearing in the duck call room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If Willie listens to this, things could get awkward fast. Si issues an apology to fans, but his remorse is short-lived. The boys try to solve the mystery of who sent Si 72 cans of Mr & Mrs T. They also share stories about the time Godwin dyed his beard and the weirdness that happens when Si uses an iPhone. John-David slams into his friend's truck, and that reminds Martin of the time Godwin backed into his truck while they were on the phone. Si closes it out with golf tips, the secret to his famous tea, and a Bible verse (complete with sound effects) for people who mess with old folks. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson has a suave hat, a whole lot of energy, and a bunch of crazy stories about his college days. Si also shares his best fishing stories of all time, and they involve 2 fractured ribs, a 7-foot freshwater eel, and a 200-pound redfish. Martin has a theory on why Si's beard is shorter on one side, but Si has other ideas. John-David sports a new look. Phil, Jase, and Al left a big mess when they recorded "Unashamed" in the duck call room last week. Phillip makes Si a $100 bet about Si's favorite Bloody Mary mix. And Si drops the show's first "that's what she said."    - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's appetite is back, Jack, and nothing's gonna come between him and two of the finest pieces of meat known to man. His 50th wedding anniversary is coming up this year, and he's got stories about his fiery redhead and her mean streak. Godwin and Martin admit there are a few questions they're itching to ask the Almighty. John-David is considering a haircut. Si gets an awesome gift from a fan and reveals his favorite "Duck Dynasty" episode. And the guys share stories about getting lost in the woods, Si's grand return to the duck hole, who the best shot is, fishing superstitions, crappie fishing, and Si's questionable duck blind math.   - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back to tell HIS side of the story about his recent experience with COVID, but will he admit he's not the world's best patient? Willie drops in to make sure everyone's getting back to work. Jay Stone shares the secret beverage that helped restore Si's health (and it's not tea!) Phil gives Si the fastest checkup ever. Si reveals the custom blend of ingredients that make him smell so good. Former MLB player Adam LaRoche and former NFL player Matt Light call in to describe how they pranked Kansas City Chiefs' fullback Anthony Sherman and stole his truck to raise money for the E3 Foundation. And Martin asks Matt to make a tough choice: Drew Brees or Tom Brady? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si went to the hospital (under protest, of course). We knew something had to be wrong when he was quiet and wouldn't laugh or smile. He was diagnosed with COVID-19, drove everyone at the hospital nuts, came home, and took a turn for the worse. But as Martin said, "It ain't gettin' Si. Not on my watch." Many of you reached out to find out where Si's been, so we decided to share the whole story of his ups and downs with the coronavirus, along with some of our favorite memories of the often headstrong, always hilarious, one-of-a-kind Si Robertson.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices