Unlikely Adventurers

Yummy yummy in my tummy, this one's got all the classics! Minions! Vore! HER! A 20 minute phone call that we had to cut out and flawlessly cover! Sex toys! You know how it is...

Today's show has a super special guest, Jaeger! Fun thing about them, they know nothing about DnD. So join the three of these human beings as they stumble through chaos this week, and Macy and Becca force them to answer questions on the fly.

Have you heard the good word? Are you a Barbarian? Are you also a material girl? Did you watch Shrek in theaters in 2001? And how do an oven and a hair dryer get NASTY? Answers to all of these and more, in this episode. Also, stick to the end for a special guest star!

Joining Macy this week is Ghost (aka Cameron) for a special delve in to the mind of someone who hates their DM and wants them to suffer constantly. Enjoy!

Come with me on an 8 minute rant about literally nothing and about how much I love DnD and Becca. Or don't. Don't waste your time, honestly.

This one is, uh, vom worthy, besties. Here's a drinking game for it: drink each time piss is said, drink each time one of the hosts makes a vomit sound, drink each time a clearly visual gag happens that you can't see, and lastly, finish your drink if YOU'RE a booty-rockin cowgirl.

This episode is full of nothingness but also cringe energy. How is that possible? How is Becca losing more braincells by the episode? Can a bloodhunter be scared of blood? Can Tabaxi's finally have a subrace? Can your adventuring party have a roadie? Were you born to make history? Find these answers as well as what the hecky this title means!

Do you think about balls? Wait. Don't answer that. Uhhh. Awkward. Where were we? Right! Characters! How about uh, a dog? No? Okay. A sandwich? No again, heck... What about SEXY THINGS ONLY?! Yeah, that's what I thought.

Warning: this episode gets VERY NSFW at the 38.5 minute mark. You've been warned.

Do you like arcades? What about LEGOs? Do you think that being evil is, as the kids say, "bussin"? Then this is the episode for you! This is a series of wild rides, one after another. And... maybe... the last one is the WILDEST ride yet.

Just another normal UA episode, besties. At least half of this episode razzing Macy about her old makeup palettes. And the other half is mourning the sexy M&M. And the third half is the discovery of the origin of the pog champ face. Don't worry about the title. It's uhhhhh, unrelated?