Unlikely Adventurers

Oh hey there ~~ Didn't see you there. Uhhhhhh, this is an episode. It's the 83rd, if you're keeping track lmao. In this one they, uh, the host people... they talk about being normie-core, and robots, and pets, and that good ol' devil's lettuce.

WARNING: This episode contains horny energy, gross descriptions, and some of my best friends uwu. Macy is gone for the week, so Becca is running a one shot for her friends Brian, Johnny, and Nate! What hole will they find themselves stuck in in Escape From Horny Jail?! Wait... I shouldn't have said hole, oh no...

Brian: @CosmicZeta

Johnny: @ItsMachoMadness

Nate: @Gamerazillakong

Do you have the power of God? Well, sometimes that isn't enough. Sometimes you need both the power of God and ANIME to beat the BBEG! And who's the BBEG this time? Is it 2021? Is it the concept of time? Or is it the fact that both of our TikTok For You Pages are only Five Nights At Freddy's? First episode of the new year and we're back on brand!

Welcome to the New Year! Instead of new characters, we took a break to talk about the year in retrospect, and our wants for 2022. We have declared that this is the Year of Unlikely Adventurers!

It's a holiday one shot! Join Becca and guests Mia, Alex, and Cameron (@camcraigart) as Macy leads them through a winter wonderland. What shenanigans can a gingerbread person, an eggnog plasmoid, a Grump, and a What get up to after saving a village?

On the 16th day of Unlikely Adventurers, Macy and Becca gave to me: 16 cats in a trenchcoat, 15 horny jokes, 14 sets of dice, 13 coffee makers, 12 candy canes, 11 elemental plasmoids, 10 more horny jokes, 9 sixty-nines, 8 maids a milkin', 7 goth elves, 6 sixty-nines, 5 haunted dolls, 4 more horny jokes , 3 white elephant parties, 2 sleepy hosts, and a half eaten burger with wingssssss! (And yes I know this comes out on the 18th, let me have this!!!)

Oh yeah, we totally planned about talking about this when the new DnD book came out. Both of us DEFINITELY knew that the book was the new thing. That's why we talk about which wizards subclass is the NERDIEST, tennis warlocks, and... wait, another doll? We did that last week! What are these two DOING?!

*shuffles, embarrassed, blushing*

"Oh... hi Y/N, I've been waiting for you (◕ᴗ◕✿). I just wanted to tell you about the Funko Wars, and my lil' sister's slumber party, and my...hehe, well, my haunted doll (⑉´•˶˶̫˶ •`⑉). Wait?!?! Where are you going, uwu? You haven't seen it all yet ミ=͟͟͞͞(✿ʘ ᴗʘ)っ

Besties, this one is rough. Becca and Macy talk Thanksgiving themed adventurers and tattoo quests for a bit before it all just falls apart. But hey, 'tis the season? The season where we can FINALLY start listening to Christmas music without getting accused of being a warlock? Honestly idk besties, it's a time, like look at the title.

.... There's a lot of flesh talk in this one. And not always in the fun way! This episode will have you fearing the flesh of these characters, what you've eaten, and... sequins? Wait, I must mean something else, right? Was someone else writing on this paper? No way we talk about how many humans it takes to cover a T-Rex and then also sequins? But then again... welcome to Unlikely Adventurers.