Luke And Sassy Scott

'Family Dramas' is back, where you send in some juicy goss that's going on in your family and we unpack it. Today's has to do with a b!tch of a sister not being invited to a wedding, but dad is trying to get in the middle.

We speak to a woman who is married to an A.I robot. Let's say that again. A woman is married... to an A.I robot. We ask her if it's just a digital husband or if she gets down and dirty with a physical robot, among the 4000 other questions we had, that I'm sure you'll be dying to know the answers to too.

Scott has condiment phobia, and when a fast food chain put a heap of tomato sauce and mustard on his cheeseburger, his reaction was probably even worse than what you're imagining.

Send in your Family Dramas (you can remain anonymous) or your Sibling Squabble to the@lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've ever witnessed a teacher say or do something questionable, you're not alone. Some teachers were caught bitching about Scott, plus we hear your insane stories too.

Even if you have never watched Married At First Sight, you probably still know who Martha and Cyclone Cyrell are - remember the red wine throwing incident? Oh how we miss MAFS actually being good. Anyway we're friends with both of them and Scott has been set the challenge to reunite the two of them who haven't spoken since the show 5 years ago!

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Joanne and is pure evil, which we love. Send us a voice memo of the most f***ed up thing you've done to a sibling to our@lukeandsassyscottpodcastpage on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The other week we discovered Luke was once on the news, but now it's Scott's turn! In yet another challenge set for Scott, he has to call Australian news presenter royalty Jo Hall and see if she'll run a feature piece on Channel 9 News about his twin baby journey.... for a whopping $10,000. Will this be the first challenge Scott fails?

Given that Scott is a new parent, he couldn't possibly be having a go at other parents could he? Well when they're doing this particular thing, you better believe he's coming for them.

If you've ever had a hair cut or colour go wrong, wait until you hear some of these horror hair stories.

Get involved in the pod by sending in a voice memo to the@lukeandsassyscottpodcastpage on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New segment alert - Family Dramas! If you've got something juicy or crazy going on in your family and want us to weigh in on the drama, send in your story to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast Instagram page. Our first one involves a scandalous cheating sister.

We speak to one of the most fascinating and inspiring human beings in the world - Briel Adams Wheatley. She was born with no limbs and doesn't wear prosthetics, yet lives one of the most fulfilling lives and can do almost anything you might assume she can't. No questions are off limits with Briel as she gives us an insight into how she lives her life.

Listener Alana sent in what we are going to say is by far the best Sibling Squabble we've ever received. This story is beyond F**KED! You can send yours in as a voice memo to our Instagram page... but be warned, Alana has set a new standard!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we heard some of the dumbest things Luke got in trouble for at School, so this week it's your turn to tell us your stories. A memory is unlocked of when Grandpa died on 7 different occasions (it will make sense when you listen).

Scott's Spray this week is directed at a certain type of TikToker who thinks anyone cares about their videos. Little does Scott realise he's mates with a few of these TikTokers so they've been given the chance to defend themselves.

Luke doesn't realise he's overusing a certain phrase on this podcast, so Scott and Producer Mandy have captured all of the times he's said it and hit him with a montage of those times.

Get involved in the pod by sending in a voice memo to the@lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've heard a fair few near-death experiences from Scott, but this time it was an extremely close call at an event we were presenting at. It nearly ended up with Lukaboy finally getting the limelight all to himself, but unfortunately for him Scott lives to tell the tale.

You probably know Luke was a goody-two-shoes at school, but he got in trouble for something extremely stupid. It involves saying a prayer and the word 'f**k'.

What happened on a flight? Did pee drip on your head from the overhead lockers? Was someone smoking a durry on board? Did you sh*t on someone's lap getting up to go to the toilet? Believe it or not these things have happened.

Get involved in the pod by sending a voice note to@lukeandsassyscottpodcast on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if Scott was a homicide detective? Today's prank is the first time Scott flexes his impromptu detective skills.

Also, why was Luke on the news and does he ACTUALLY have the perfect cure for a hangover?

Finally, our parents are on the pod today! You'll hear the full chat - bloopers and all...

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hardly ever have guests on this podcast because let's face it, we want it to be all about us! But f***ing hilarious American comedian Heather McMahan not only fits in so perfectly, she was happy to talk about us for most of it so we allowed it!

Do Australians know more about America than Americans know about Australia? Or are we equally all just as dumb as each other. Perhaps.

You may be familiar with Scott's Spray, so let's see what Heather thinks when his spray is directed entirely at comedians. Scott gets 1 minute to make his argument, then Heather gets her minute. And things get heated.

Heather is challenged to call her sister, but when she doesn't answer it's her mum that receives an extremely concerning phone call.

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from... you guessed it... Heather McMahan! It involves practically drowning.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's SO MUCH that's going on that we couldn't hold off until Wednesday's episode... OK?

While Scott is in Texas bottle-feeding the 2 week old bubs, Luke is getting ready to see Taylor LIVE IN SYDNEY!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A little while ago we had teacher Ms Gordon quizzing us to see who's smarter than a 5th grader. Now that school's back and many kids are heading into year 7, Ms Gordon is back with a new quiz, and is more savage than ever.

If you're a barista, chances are you're about to hate Scott. He thinks it's one of the easiest jobs in the world. Let us know what you think on our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

Scott is so open that it creates a safe space for everyone else to be open and share their thoughts and vulnerabilities... and weird growths! Luke wants to show Scott what's growing on his inner thigh.

This week's Sibling Squabble is from Tarryn. You can slide into our poddy DMs on Insta to send us yours.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.